DAYDREAMER.

I definitely prefer to be fried in a ball of technological, alien fire that zaps down on the entire planet than to be a slave. I don’t wanna be probed, man, like, they might eat our brains, and we’ll become vegetables and everything we know would be lost. Let’s just hope they’re totally chill, like that one movie with Seth Rogen in it, uh. Paul. That dude’s the coolest alien. If they were all like that, that’d just be amazing. Dude…. don’t say that. That’s freaky deaky. I don’t wanna think about what actually is, even though, we’re not really sure what it actually…….. is. I’m trippin’, man.

Dude. I don't think I prefer either. Like can't we just go with the chill alien stuff? I mean I like my sci-fi's and all but damn once they start gettin' real then it's just freaky and I don't want to bet there when my movies and comic books come to life, yo. Due we don't know. We'll never know. Let that sink in.

This is why you’re my favorite person in the universe, even if I do have to put you to shame in front of your girlfriend…

Oh don't worry about that; it won't happen.

He’s got that nerdy-hot-swagger thing going for him. I’ve decied he’s playing you in the movie of my life. 

Oh, he is? I guess he can do me justice. He's Ryan Gosling after all. 

Artie! My man. Yeah, it really has been. Missed ya. Not much. Just keeping busy with life and stuff. You know how it is. How’s everything with you?

Dude you were like way off my radar. Where have you been? And I've been good, busy with school and what not. 

Let’s hope they don’t invade anytime soon. That’d totally suck, man. I mean, for all we know, they could be waiting for the opportune moment and just…. BAM. Go all alien crazy and wipe out our entire civilization. Or, like you said, they could be totally chill. Who knows, and I’m getting a feeling no one actually will. Dude…. I don’t even know what we’re even talking about anymore. My mind can’t wrap around all this weird unknown-ness. It’s kinda freaking me out.

They probs won't wipe us out. Like maybe they'll keep as alive to be their slaves or like do some weird creepy alien experiments on us. Or maybe when they come and pay us a visit they'll like do trades and stuff and be just brah chill. The possibilities are endless. Dude. The unknown is like freaking me out right now. Like, myabe this is the unknown and we just don't know it. Maybe we're actually dead and just souls and stuff and when we die in this life we get transferred into the next. Hot damn. This is some freaky topic, bro.

Big talk, let’s see if you live up. I have full faith that you will be the one to make my claymation dreams a reality!

You know my game is as good as my words. If you want a full length claymation in your honor Miss Unique then Artie Abrams is here to deliver.

Aww, that’s sweet, Artielicious! Hugs are more than welcome—just hit me up before you come over so I can make sure that I’m actually home, haha. Yeah, it’s got some perks and I work with cool people so that helps, too. You won’t mess it up, don’t say that! I’m really happy for you both. And yeah I know, I guess just typing it out, it didn’t sound that cool but I know you’re right.

You know damn well that sweet's kind of my middle name. Yup, sure I will. I ain't just gonna show up at your door unannounced, yo. Working with cool people is always hella rad. I'm glad you found something that you kinda enjoy. Thank you, thank you. How's life in the love department? Always try and see the positive side of things, yo. 

Are you sure you want to be spoiled?

Well that was disturbing.

I would apologize but I ain't even sorry, so.

Ooh, I feel like this is gonna turn Hunger Games real quick! I love it. Oh yeah, I’ve seen the “making of” specials, LAWD it looks like it requires some patience that would try Ms. Mother Theresa herself! But it will come in handy when you make your first full-length claymation documentary about the star that is Unique.

May there be no blood-shed on the opening night and may the odds be ever in my favor. Truly, it's testing my patience and so far shouting at em work isn't a productive way to do it. Oooh, claymation documentary? Interesting. I shall do that when I've mastered the art of it.

The question still remains, though, like, if aliens are out there, if they are keeping tabs on us humans…. are they good, or are they bad? How will we ever know, ya know? Oh, dude, no. I’m totally with you. I don’t really know what “being reincarnated” actually means, and I’m not really sure if I actually believe it, or not, but…. it’s a possibility. Anything’s possible. I guess we’ll just never know. Spooky stuff, dude.

As long as they aren't invading our planet I guess we can deem them as good and as for the ther thing, maybe, maybe not. Maybe they're just like us, living in a community and then some of them keeps tabs on us or something. There's a lot of possibilities and stuff and one can never truly know what lies on the other side until one gets on the other side and when that happens, then what? This is making my mind go places, dude.

Oh, I know, don’t you worry. I couldn’t just leave you here without me for too much longer. Yeah? That’d be great! I’m always happy to see a familiar face around here—as fun as meeting new people is, I’ll take hanging out with an old friend any day. Oh, yeah? That’s great! I’m sure you really enjoy that, Artie. I’m actually working at a music store myself—definitely beats waiting tables. Wow, six months? Congrats. Other than the job and school, there’s not too much else to tell. Ugh, that’s sad isn’t it? Oh well, those things alone keep me pretty busy so I guess it’s not so bad.

You know I can't last too long without your presence in my life, so I'm hella glad you showed up. Course. It's been like forever since I saw you in the flesh so if ended up hugging you too much don't blame me. Yo, a music store? That's awesome, got em some perks there, too? And thanks, yo. Haven't messed it up...yet. Not really, I mean you gets to meet ad hang out with people along the way so it ain't that sad. 

He definitely tread the line between “persistent” and “stalker”, but I don’t think anyone really noticed when we were staring at Ryan Gosling, honestly. 

Well, I did. And not I'm overlooking it since I've started appreciating Ryan Gosling as Ryan Gosling and boy can pretty much pull-off the worst characters and we'll forgive him cause he's Ryan Gosling.

Yes we most certainly will! I wish you the best of luck, you’ll need it. You know me and my competitive streak! What are you trying out?

Oh, I know. And my years and years of gaming proves that I'm a competitive guy -- may the best rising star win. Claymation, dear god, I've respected the art before and now I gots even more respect for it. Hard stuff, yo. Hard stuff.