Miss Tina Cohen-Chang

Yeah well, in high school, I barely even remember having a conversation with you so you can’t expect me to know you. All I know is that you’re Asian and that you cry a lot. I guess you could call it that, it’s ridiculous and makes me not want to drink ever again, but whatever. I got over it. At least I’m drunk, you cry over everything, sober. Yes, you do laugh at like seriously everything though when you’re drunk. It’s like the opposite. But yeah, I’ll hit you up, no worries. 

I wasn't really accusing you, San, just stating a fact. Yeah, that seems to be most of what people picked up on, but I guess now you're lucky enough to get to know me for real. We both know you're not giving drinking up so that's probably good you've learned to deal. Ooh, good one, another jab at me being emotional -- I get it. I know but as long as you're cool with it (or at least entertained by it?), I think I can live with it. Besides, I think there are way worse things to be when drunk. Alright, sounds good!

Okay, I don’t believe it, but cool. And yes, I did but I can’t really help it when I’m drunk. I tend to get emotional about things that I shouldn’t. Last night I cried because I was trying to make mac and cheese and I burnt it. I was apparently sad because I killed the noodles and they were too young to die or something, I don’t fucking know. I can’t be responsible for what I do drunk. But yes, I’ll hit you up and we should go out more often. 

You don't have to, but it just shows how much you actually know about me, I guess. Ahh, so you're a weepy drunk. That's kind of hilarious, actually. Even though I'm not really one to talk -- wine kind of does that to me if I have too much (and I can be emotional over stupid things all on my own), but usually--as you might know now--I'm just a little loud and tend to laugh...a lot. I figure there are worse things to be though so I don't mind. Haha, those poor, burnt noodles. But alright, sounds great to me. you've got my digits so don't be a stranger--even if it's not to go out or whatever.

I can’t say that I’m surprised you haven’t had any friends that would go out with you. You strike me as the type to make pretty lame friends, no offense. But yeah, I’m down for going out whenever. I do it fairly often, but it was nice to have someone go with me. No, they wouldn’t. She tried, but I started crying and she made me a grilled cheese. But yes, we should go to a diner or something afterwards. 

Hey, my friends are not lame. Rude. We just usually do other things for fun--not hotting up clubs and bars so much. Well, I'd be happy to go out with you if you just lemme know when you want to. No need to go alone anymore, lady. Turned on the waterworks, huh? I can see how that would work. Ooh, yeah, that sounds perfect!

You shouldn’t. Of course, you have to mix in a little fun or life isn’t even worth it in my books. Yeah, I did, but we’re not going to talk about that. I raided the fridge too, but that always happens when I’m drunk. I’ve tried waking up one of the winkle twins to make me food a couple of times, but it doesn’t usually work for me. Though, I did get Berry to make me something once. 

I totally agree! Honestly, I just haven't really had a lot of good 'going out' friends. I mean, we still have fun and stuff, but I really enjoyed getting to have a real girl's night out with you, lady. Aww, they wouldn't make you anything? Oh yeah, Rachel? She didn't make you some weird vegan thing or something? When we plan part two of girl's night, we'll have to leave room for a late night snack.

Obviously. Okay, good. I can tell you that you’re a lot more fun than the hobbit or Lady face, so I’m down to go out whenever you want. Pretty sure they were both super annoyed when I came home drunk that night. I mean, I may have tried to get into bed and cuddle with Berry, but whatever. 

Well, I'm not gonna to turning down that compliment. You're a lot of fun too, San, so I'd definitely love to go out more. Any excuse to just break away from the school, work, sleep routine. Oh yeah? Haha! I think I just crashed when I got home...may have raided the kitchen a little first. 

Of course it never hurts. I’ll always be here to listen to someone else talk highly of me. Never gets old. I know you’re super into school any everything, but you should definitely take some time out of your schedule for fun, occasionally. The girl’s night was fun, we should do it again. 

Of course! you'd be crazy not to, honestly. Don't get me wrong, I'm not that into school. I agree that nights like the other one def need to happen more often though. It was fun hanging out with you, San! I'm totally down for a follow up.

Oh, you better believe it, B. It's seriously nothing to write home about. Like...at all. I mean, don't get me wrong, I've been enjoying the whole 'single lady' life and all--spending more time on myself than worrying about romance, but lately when I do get a date? It's anywhere from a no-show, to just plain awful. No, no, handsome and mysterious classmates unfortunately. I met a guy when I was out with Santana the other night, but I'm not weighing too much into that.

A night out with Santana? Have fun, you two, whatever it you’re doing. I have yet to figure out the costumes for this year but that does not mean I can’t start decorating the loft, so absolutely. We can definitely go out shopping. 

Yeah, thanks! We haven't really hung out...like at all since I moved out here and I think we both figured that a girl's night sounded like a killer plan. That sounds great! I haven't settled on a costume either, but you never need an excuse to get cracking on decorations. Are you guys throwing a party or anything this year?

C'mon, B, you know I'm just teasing. I'm really happy for you. Plus, my love life's super lame and boring so I get to live vicariously through your epic romance.

I don’t think I’ve gone out shopping for months. I’ve got some serious catching up to do, I can practically hear the scarves calling my name, and on top of that, I need to buy the essentials for this years Halloween costume. So unless you’re busy, why not come with me?

Ugh me too. It's really sad and it just so happens, I've been really itching to go especially with Fall finally here--the wardrobe needs some updating. Oh my god, I totally forgot that Halloween's almost here, I really need to get on that. I might be going out for a bit of a girl's night with Santana tonight, but I don't see why we couldn't get our shop on beforehand! Besides, you could help me find something cute to wear and we could look around for some Halloween things!

Shopping is the priority on my list of things to do on my list, along with spending time with a certain man. The possibilities are endless.

Shopping! That sounds like fun! I could definitely go for some retail therapy, I feel like it's been forever since I got to go. Ahh yes, that doesn't exactly surprise me. I know I've probably said so a dozen times, but I'm really glad you guys worked everything out. I mean, I kind of always had a feeling you would eventually, but still. It's nice to see two of my favorite guys so happy together again.

Yes well, I have no doubt in that. But thanks for the extra boost. Sounds pretty boring to me, but I guess that I can’t say I’m up to anything much more interesting than that. Well, I suppose auditions and occasional commercials beat that out. I’m game. Just let me know when and where. 

Don't worry, I'd never assume confidence would be where you're lacking, but you're welcome--I figured a little positive boost from a friend never hurts regardless. Yeah, trust me, it's nothing I'd be caught dead bragging about, but it's just what I've gotta do. I probably need to get myself out there more, but I've just been so swamped lately, I can hardly think outside of my already busy schedule (even if it's not that exciting). How about tonight? Unless that's too short notice. Then my next free night's Wednesday.

If you say so, Anderson. I'm just glad someone's getting a little action.