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A coding oversight that is common in 3D Mario games is that objects that have the ability to squash Mario (e.g. Thwomps, crushing walls, etc.) do not actually check if they are moving towards the surface they are supposed to be squashing Mario against, and instead merely check for their distance to that surface, and whether Mario is between the two. This is occasionally seen in the Super Mario Galaxy games, where Mario can illogically become crushed by a Thwomp that is moving away from him instead of slamming into him.

The footage shows that even Super Mario Odyssey contains the same oversight. If Mario moves very quickly, such as by rolling, he can touch the space between the ground and a retracting pillar, causing him to be squashed despite no force actually being applied against him. Note that while it may appear that Mario actually stood up at the last moment, pressing him against the pillar, this is merely part of the death animation; he was rolling for the entire time and should have been able to roll underneath the pillar.

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i-a dunno where you’ve-a been hearing this but i am a doctor.

The Valley of Bowser 1 level in Super Mario World features Chargin' Chucks that destroy blocks. By carefully creating a staircase for a Chargin' Chuck in the manner shown in the footage, while strategically scrolling the camera with L and R so that he can run through some blocks offscreen and leave them intact, it is possible for him to run up to the ceiling of the passage and destroy it.

This allows Mario to enter the area within the ground, which is of course supposed to be impossible. The collision inside the ground is often invisible, and walking into an area of ground extending to the bottom of the level will cause Mario to fall through the entirety of it and die.

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And insanely tall people come in two categories: If they're merely tall, and not large, they're just skittish fragile giraffes. The most dangerous thing they can do to you is stand up too fast, faint because their blood pressure dropped, and hit you on the way down like a felled tree.

Apparently I am less afraid of lifting large/heavy objects compared to regular-sized folks, and I suspect it's because EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BIG for me, and it all blurs together. A television or (at risk of revealing my age) a PC monitor? It's BIG, but not HEAVY. A table? It's BIG, not HEAVY. The giant soda boxes full of syrup: Yeah those fuckers are dense, time to lift with my legs and keep my back straight.

Regarding tall guys: When everyone is a head taller than me by default, I don't fucking know or care whether a guy is "regular height" at like 5 feet and 8-10 inches, or properly "tall" at six feet. (Disclaimer: I live in America, so anyone who's six feet tall is "notable" here, and significantly above six feet is fucking enormous. Scandinavians reading my post should quiet down for a minute, lmao.)

As a short ASIAN woman, the problems with "tall man and short woman" pairings come less from the height difference and more about how the woman is portrayed/treated. If you're going on about how a short woman is "DELICATE and CHILDLIKE and AFRAID OF THE WORLD," especially if you say she has no boobs or hips (or something along the lines of how she's got no body fat and you can see all her bones, and yet she's still healthy and active), my Asian ass will suspect two very specific things:

1a) You're a white/European person with an Asian fetish, and 1b) You don't realize that Asian people can in fact be tall, INCLUDING THE WOMEN! My Filipino dentist is the SHORT ONE in her family at like 5 feet and 9 inches, and her sister is six feet tall! Please talk to some Asians and understand how "short woman + tall man" is not inherently weird, but it can be if combined with extremely specific issues!

2a) You're not short yourself, and 2b) You definitely don't know any short folks who can read your monologuing about how CUTE and SMALL and SUBMISSIVE the woman character is, and who will tell you (politely or not) that this mentality is REALLY pedophilia-coded.

“Are you following me?”

“Hey, watch where you’re going.”

“You look vaguely familiar…” 

“I don’t know who you are but you don’t strike me as the trustworthy type.”

“I don’t know what you want but you’d better fuck off before I make you.”

“Sorry but I’m new around here, would you mind giving me pointers?”

“Strange to see a fresh face around here.”

“Hey you. It’s dangerous to be walking around here, you should leave.”

“Do you need help with that?”

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”

“Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.”

“See my friends over there? They wanna to know if you think I’m cute.

“Hey handsome/beautiful.”

“You might be new, but you’re looking at the top dog around here.”

“Sorry but I’m not interested in your offer.”

“Are you as cold as you seem or do you always walk around like you own the place?”

“What’s wrong? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

“The answer is no by the way, to whatever you’re about to say.”

“Don’t bother, I’m busy.”

“No no no, this can’t be right. You shouldn’t be here.”

“It’s you, isn’t it?”

“Happy to see me again?”

“It’s been so long since we’ve last parted, hm? We have some catching up to do.”

“You looking to start a fight or something?”

“Did you think I wouldn’t notice you watching me?”

“Us meeting wasn’t an accident.”

“Hey hey, no need for that I’d just like to talk.”

“Why the hostility? Do you treat every stranger this way?”

“I see no one has ever bothered to teach you manners.”

“Come with me, no time to explain!”

“Look, you’re in danger. You need to do as I say.”

“Are these guys bothering you?”

“Hey, leave him/her alone!”

“You look tired. Need a ride?”

“Shit shit, are you okay?!”

“Give me your belongings and you won’t get hurt. Sound fair?”

“Well look what the cat dragged in.”

“Never thought I’d see your face again.”

“Are you drunk? Hey, you can’t be walking around like that, be careful!”

“You look like bad news….”

“I hope I’m not being too straightforward, but are you single?”

In the Mario series, "traditional" (regular ship-shaped) airships are never shown to land on ground unless crashlanding, since their bottoms are shaped like the bottoms of seafaring ships in real life and as such cannot actually stand upright on solid surfaces.

Wendy's airship as seen in New Super Mario Bros. U/New Super Luigi U actually has large ice skates on the bottom, which would provide support if it were to land on ice. As such, this is the only time such an airship design that would theoretically be capable of landing on solid ground without being damaged was featured in a Mario game.

Please note that this does not include airships shaped like planes or other objects (such as the Odyssey from Super Mario Odyssey, which is called an "airship" despite being shaped like a hat).

All congratulations screens from Super Smash Bros. Melee that feature characters related to the Mario franchise, extracted from the game's files (please zoom in to view details).

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❛  i won't apologize for the way i chose to survive.  ❜ ❛  i won't ask you to love me.  ❜ ❛  i won't be another thing you ruin and walk away from.  ❜ ❛  i won't be here when you finally decide you need me.  ❜ ❛  i won't be the reason for you to stay.  ❜ ❛  i won't be your second choice anymore.  ❜ ❛  i won't forgive you just because you finally feel guilty.  ❜ ❛  i won't hold you back anymore.  ❜ ❛  i won't keep setting myself on fire just to keep you warm.  ❜ ❛  i won't let myself hope for you again.  ❜ ❛  i won't let you do this alone.  ❜ ❛  i won't let you turn this around on me.  ❜ ❛  i won't make it so easy for you this time.  ❜ ❛  i won't tell you when i miss you.  ❜ ❛  i won't wait forever just because you're scared.  ❜ ❛  won't you at least say goodbye this time?  ❜ ❛  won't you be lonely without me?  ❜ ❛  won't you be sorry for once?  ❜ ❛  won't you look for me when i'm gone?  ❜ ❛  won't you miss being loved like that?  ❜ ❛  won't you miss me?  ❜ ❛  won't you regret this when it's too late?  ❜ ❛  won't you remember that i tried?  ❜ ❛  won't you tell me what i did wrong?  ❜ ❛  won't you wish you had said something kinder?  ❜ ❛  won't you wish you had stayed?  ❜ ❛  won't you wonder what could have been?  ❜ ❛  you won't admit that you hurt me because then you'd have to care.  ❜ ❛  you won't be able to fix this so easily.  ❜ ❛  you won't be the reason for me to stay.  ❜ ❛  you won't even look at me anymore.  ❜ ❛  you won't find me waiting for you ever again.  ❜ ❛  you won't get another chance.  ❜ ❛  you won't get to break me twice.  ❜ ❛  you won't have to worry about losing me anymore. you already did.  ❜ ❛  you won't keep using my love against me.  ❜ ❛  you won't know what to do with yourself when i stop needing you.  ❜ ❛  you won't remember this the way i will.  ❜ ❛  you won't say it, but i know you blame me.  ❜ ❛  you won't understand what you lost until i'm gone.  ❜