Ask The Nerds

((Hey guys! We created a second ask blog that focuses on Craig and Kenny as college roommates starting their freshman year.  Tweek and Craig are dating, Butters is pining hardcore, and Kenny is a devious bab and we love him. 

We will still be updating this blog, don’t worry! This is more of an art-based ask blog for Craig, Kenny, and Tweek while they navigate high school, while the other one is going to be multimedia, college, and nsfw friendly~ 

Give us a follow over there if you’re interested! It’s been wild so far lmao))

Ask StarBoy and Princess

Clyde:  Holy shit!!! An ASK!

Clyde:  U-um...Thank you for your concern, kind citizen?

Craig:  It’s really none of their business what you eat, dude. Also, are you dying, or are the tacos...?

Clyde:  Yeah, I know.  But I mean, if someone is going to take the time to go and tell me about my taco consumption, then I should at least answer?

Craig:  ...I guess?

Craig:  I mean, you’re on the football team and you work out constantly.  So I think a taco or tw-

Clyde:  -twenty.

Craig: ...

Craig: ...or twenty every now and then isn’t the end of the world.

Clyde: Yeah! I don’t often splurge anymore, but when I do, I like to live. I go hard.

Craig:  Ask the Taco Bell down the street. 

Clyde:  Haaaa shut up~

Clyde:  But uh...how did you know I was eating tacos, dude?

Craig:  Probably the government.

Clyde:  Oh Tweek! I didn’t realize that you grew a solid foot, starting wearing the same hat every day forever, and have permanent sinus congestion.

Craig: Hey. So. Clyde decided that we hadn’t been hanging out enough.

Clyde: Craig. Craigory. My Craiggo. We haven’t.

Craig: Dude, I see you every day.

Clyde: Yeah, at school.  That doesn’t count.  At all. 

Craig: ...Uh huh.

Clyde: It doesn’t! It’s an institution of mental torture! How can our epic bromance grow and flourish in a place designed for learning?

Craig: .....

Craig: Okay, that’s fair.

Craig: That being said, he’s staying over at my house tonight.  We’re watching John Mulaney on Netflix...

Clyde: He’s my favorite.  Ever.  The actual best.

Craig: Ouch, dude.

Clyde: Only second to Token. 

Craig: ....That’s also completely fair.

Kenny: Do you ever have one of those moments when you feel replaceable? Like if you disappeared maybe no one would notice?

Kenny: I have those thought a lot. And mostly, it’s from actually being replaced I think.

Kenny: Heh.

Kenny: But... you know, no matter how much we feel like that, we can’t let those dark thoughts take away the joy we feel in life.

Kenny: I’ve noticed a lot of people on Tumblr struggle with depression and I just wanted you all to know you aren’t alone.

Kenny: I struggle too, yanno? There’s a lot about me no one knows and honestly, I’m sure you feel that way too.

Kenny: So... next time those thoughts come knocking at your door, think of me okay? I’ll always be here. With my asks open, ready to talk.

Kenny: Hey look, it’s my favorite number.

Tweek: Oh, j-jesus! Don’t s-say things like that!

Tweek: D-don’t pull t-that Creepy Pasta shit on me, man!

Tweek: T-there’s no one up h-here but me.

Tweek: *Nervously glances around* No o-ones behind m-me...right?

[ Noise from the Stairs ]

Kenny: Nooooo I don’t wanna go! It’s dark up there! I hATE tHE DARk!

Craig: Oh well.

Kenny: Craig, let me go. The attic is spoopy as fuck, dude.

Craig: Tweek’s up there. If he can handle it, so can you.

Kenny:  *quiet whining*

Craig: Tweek, what are you doing up here? We’ve been waiting downstairs for like, half an hour.

Tweek: A-ah! Shit guys, sorry. I’m c-coming!

Kenny: Of course I’m friends with Buttercup! He’s currently obsessed with musicals, I think the latest one is “Be More Chill”?

Tweek: H-he’s a nice guy, er... mostly.

Craig: Yeah, sometimes he can be a dick.

Kenny: Ya’ll just don’t know him like I do.

Craig: Yeah, because you guys went to Hawai’i together.

Kenny: Uh, yeah? Like, in fourth grade.

Tweek: D-did it improve your s-sex life?

Kenny: Hey guys! It’s Pride month and I’m currently celebrating by being super pink.

Kenny: You may be asking yourself, “self, what does pink have to do with pride month?”

Kenny: Well, I’m Pan sexual. Which means I’m an equal opportunist! So.. the colors of the pan flag are pink, yellow, and blue! I wanted to show my support by rocking the pink~

Craig: Between just you and me... that last ask um...embarrassed me?

Craig: Kinda caught me off guard.

Craig: Put me on the spot?

Craig: Honestly I try not to think much about it, it’s all really confusing.

Craig: How.. I feel, I mean.

Craig: Sorry we haven’t been around much, we were gearing up for our yearly game of Stick of Truth.

Kenny: We all play every Summer!

Craig: To answer your first question, we’re fifteen.

Kenny: We’re about to be sophomores~

Craig: *Pauses as he reads the second question*

Kenny: What’s it say?

Craig: Uh.. nothing.

Kenny: Really? Are you sure?

Craig: Yes.

Tweek: *Shouting from the other room* T-THAT’S HIS LYING VOICE!

Kenny: Oh - hoooo?