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ID: message reading “hey! reblog if i can spam you with boops” along with a ninja emoji. a white tumblr boop paw is smacking the message. /end ID

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

Always reblog peent.

omg!! omg

Forever reblog.

Heaven let your eent shine down.

I have heard fisher cats’ vocalizations being described as screams or cries of kids or children… but I never understood exactly how uncanny their actual sounds are!

These cats are powering up

they sound more like a bad dub of cat sounds then cats. 

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

I’ve got too much going on to list, might as well try.

I swear to God he says “fuck you” in response to being called a good boy.

Good Lord! He does say “fuck you” where did my sweet innocent pup learn this phrase?!

that’s Snoopy

Imagine being this disconnected from reality.

(ID: the pokemon absol with a bright orange hard hat and an OSHA badge edited onto it.)

Two things: 1.) I'm actually crying. 2.) this is what it feels like getting hash browns at McDonald's