little homie strudel ass

-This is Paul.

Hey, Paul. How ya doin’?

Good.

Yeah, I need to get some bruschotti if I could.

Excuse me?

Bruschotti.

Schotti?

Yeah. A shot of Bruschotti.

Sorry, I can’t hear you man.

I need a shot of bruschotti.

Brusche?

Yeah. Bruschetti-schotti. If I could.

Uhh, Dude I can’t hear you-

Ah, bud?

You’re like… breaking up.

Yeah… Well, how late y'all open, bᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᵘᵈ?

Uh, Nine o'clock.

Cool. I need some bru-, uh, bru- biscotti… and freschetta… and BRUSCHOTTI!

Okay are you gonna come in later?

You’re damn right. I’m gonna hustle up Biscotti. Manicotti BRUSCHOTTI.

Who is this-

Shittake.

Huh?

Kawasaki.

Alright, hold on dude, alright?

Hold on one second, n-now what is in the pumpkin brew?

The what?

The pumpkin brew.

I-uhh-I dunno, I have no idea what you’re talking about.

I had it at Thanksgiving. It’s coffee.

Pumpkin Brew?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I dunno I’m new so. Here I’ll let you talk to someone else, hold on alright?

I can’t- I can’t really hold I don’t have a lot of time here.

Okay.

But uh. Hey, do you guys uh… You guys wear wigs down there at all?

Do we wait?

Do you wear wigs ever?

No we don’t wear wigs.

What’s uuhp. [burp]

Do you wear wigs?

Maybe I do.

Huh?

maybe. Do you want me to come down and find out, or what?

Yeah! So I can fuck ya!

How’s that sound man?

Yeah, I’m gonna hit ya. Why don’t you come down here?

I’m gonna hit you with my kneebone, buddy.

Yeah I’m gonna hit you in your throat, yeah.

My KNEEBONE. Yeah. That’s exactly right.

I’m gonna knock you out.

Precisely. Precisely what you’re gonna be sayin’ when you’re layin on the flippin’ sidewalk, holmes.

Yeah? I’m gonna break your jaw.

Psh- I doubt it. I doubt-

Alright bitch I gotta leave alright?

I doubt that shit real seriously, hombre.

What the fuck are-

“The Dungeon”

Olivier Schrauwen