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why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

Ok, ok, but can we all agree Twilight's vampires are not real vampires. They walk around in the sun just fine. Garlic, silver, iron, and beer don't seem to bother them. The only thing 'vampiric' about them is that they drink blood. They're more malicious fairies than anything. Don't even get me started on the werewolves.

Good to see posts like this among the muck that says otherwise. Thanks.

I’M CUTE

if you’re a boy, your mental disorders and eating disorders are just as valid. your pain is real and you are not alone.

shoutout to boys with deformities too. shoutout to boys with diseases too. shoutout to boys. we are handsome even if our body isn’t perfect.

Nice to see a ray of light in the shitstorm of "kill all men" that is the rest of Tumblr

Konami code.

↑↑↓↓← →← →B A (select) (start)

Even pink snakes? Or spiders? Bugs?

Great idea, please tell us more about this plan for the extinction of the entire human race. With 56%of the human population gone, economies would collapse within a week, there would be such under population that production of food would fault within a month or two. Without people to do the things necessary for day-to-day living, there’d be mass starvation, death, disease…oh and the massive sperm bank wouldn’t work. Where would you keep it all? How are you gonna get/work the cryogenic equipment to keep it all from decaying into a festering sea of moldy jizz? Who’s gonna run upkeep on that equipment? If all males were to just drop dead one day. I give the world at most two years before apocalypse. Sincerely yours, Go fuck yourself~

One was painted in 1901 and the other was spray painted 5 minutes ago

Ok, now I understand abstract is a thing. But come on...sure it's art in the sense that someone had an idea and put it on canvas, but there's a point that art turns into senseless scribbling. The painting on the right could literally be done by anyone and nobody would know the difference. The one on the left however actually clearly took time, effort, and some degree of talent. There's a difference between skill and saying "i think I'll paint a bunch of really dark squares and see how much pretentious morons wanna pay me for it."

i cant believe ancient egyptians were FUCKING NERDS

imagine ancient egyptian d&d tho

Anubis ain't gonna have yo shit today

Reblog if you believe Sex and Nudity should not be shamed.

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

I’ll reblog it.

They always say that but the best friends I’ve ever had come from the Internet. As long as you’re careful you can make amazing friends and amazing memories!

I honestly don’t have any earthly idea how this proves anything, but ok; Not a predator.

If you don’t reblog, you’re obviously a pedo.

Im just a fish

I’m just a nerd

I'm just a frog

"cut" it out, you're gonna have me in "stitches".

Ah yes the "sock-pistol". Never leave home without it.

Why are people on here so angry when LGBT characters die? Like they didn’t die because they were LGBT they died because the story required them to. Characters die all the time. All of a sudden now LGBT characters dying is a problem??? Write your own characters. Plus those characters will live on through fanfiction. These characters just don’t simply disappear because they died wtf.

Again if you made your own characters and kept the characters alive through fanfiction you wouldn’t have scarce representation. If you want alive characters make alive characters. Characters die all the time weather they’re straight or not. I see what you mean but still

So what do you do if it’s like a Tarantino movie where everyone fucking dies? Or a Coen Brothers movie? Or any show on AMC?

They want literally every LGBT character to be immortal.

Actually metal-rider, on a factual basis, your example would be reversed. For every lgbt character killed, at least 3 straight characters have died before them.

I guess medium.

Red: *after a few minutes he brought out your food and a bottle of wine*

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

thank you for this

I need the equation you used for this

I hate this website

This could be a SAT question

You mean an SAT question. You're bound to score low with that kind of grammar.

white blood cells are metal as fuck they spawn from your bones and they immediately seek and destroy anything that they just dont fucking like and then a few days later they die that’s so fucking punk rock

Women have contributed almost nothing to computer science but you’ve somehow still done the necessary mental gymnastics to make it sound like they invented the field. I applaud you. (and yes I know all about Grace Hopper, Ada Lovelace et al. so please don’t bother)

Why can't we all hate each other equally?