Welcome To Widow’s Web

I fell in love with Felicia a little bit too much so here’s Felicia and Poppy seeing each other for the first time out of costume

Poppy knows Felicia is Lucky Cat (she knows those eyes)

Poppy knows from last night that Lucky Cat can beat the ever loving shit out of her

Poppy can see the sneaky smile Felicia is giving her

Poppy sees how love struck Leo looks at Felicia

All of this adds up to Poppy being utterly screwed

Edit: Added a bonus because I really do love Felicia and Poppy too much

Okay

Well, it’s less of spider gang and more of just the characters

Peni: I don’t love Addy!

Peni: My heart just starts beating irradically whenever she’s around, my face starts flushing, and I daydream about living the rest of our lives together

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Peter B: Okay kids, word of advice, did you see what I did just then?

Spider-kids: Yeah?

Peter B: DONT DO THAT

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Miles: Noir gets pretty confused in our group chat, do you think we should teach him about meme culture?

Spider-kids: ....

Spider-kids: Nah

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Poppy: God I fucking hate families

Hobbie: Same, they’re the worst

Poppy: ...

Hobbie: ....

Hobbie: So anyway you’re my new sister

Poppy: Glad to see we’re on the same page

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Miles: Hey Peter! When Little May is born, will she have your powers?

Peter B: I don’t think my powers are genetic kid, just a side affect of a weird ass bite

*Later in an alternative universe*

Little May: Hi! I’m Spider-May!

Peter B:

Peter B, frantically calling Mary Jane: MJ WE’RE GOING TO NEED TO BABY PROOF THE CEILING

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Peni: Hey Ham, do you ever get weird that we eat bacon around you?

Ham: No don’t worry about it!

Peni: Okay go-

Ham: Cannabilism is totally legal in my universe

Peni:

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*Miles and Poppy, talking to each other in Spanish*

Ham: Stop that

Poppy: What?

Ham: We all know you’re talking shit about us infront of our faces

Miles: Seriously Ham?! How could you say something like that!

Poppy: I thought we were friends. Don’t you trust us?

Peter B: Yes we do, and Ham is being an idiot. Sorry kids.

*Later to Miguel*

Miles: Thats exactly what we were doing

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Poppy: What do you think of my new suit! More pratical huh?

Noir: Why are your shoulders bare?

Poppy: What are you, a school administrator?

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The Spider-gang, whenever one of them gets hurt: Homophobia at its finest

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Miles: Guys my parents found out about my secret identity and they’re freaking out!

Poppy and Gwen: First time?

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Ham: HOW’S MY SINGING?!

Noir: It’s like getting a pierogi only to find it has no filling!

Ham:

Ham: YOU

Ham: YOU NEED A NAP

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*Spider-kids doing probably doing something stupid*

Peter B: I still can’t believe those are our not-kids

Ham: I can’t believe we have not-kids

Noir: I know, I never thought I would be a not-father at age 24

Peter B and Ham:

Spider Kids:

Miguel, popping in:

RIPeter and Aunt May:

Everyone: y o u ‘ r e w h a t

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Poppy: Oh my god Noir’s a baby

Noir: I’m almost a decade older than you

Peni: Who put him on the streets! He’s so young!

Noir: I AM a decade older than you

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Peter B: Ham, please don’t give me a heart attack

Peter B: How old are you

Ham: :)

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Poppy: Okay everyone! It’s time to answer an age old question

Ham: Right. What’s Aaron’s deal. He’s single?

RIPeter: What? No! We’re dating

Miles: And that’s my uncle

Poppy: C’mon. The question is-who here does the best impression of Peter Benjamin Parker, AKA Noir. You’ll be judged on voice, body language, and overall lack of flair. Everyone will perform the same scenario. Noir, eating a marshmallow, for the very first time

Peter B: What is this gluttonous monstrosity before me

Gwen: The sugar in this is quite sweet

Peni: *squeals and laugh*

Poppy: That’s your Noir impression

Peni: I can see him doing that

Ham: Looks like a sticky pillow

Miles: I don’t care for it, classical music.

*Everyone laughs as Noir pops in*

Noir: What’s going on here?

RIPeter: Noir hey! Nothing, just eating some marshmallows, want one?

Noir: Marsh...mallow? *takes one and eats it*

Noir: *begins to laugh*

Anyway, if you follow my other two blogs, you know the deal. Found this one, love it, obsessed with it, credit goes to @ummmmandy go check it out let’s roll out the girls!

I’m just now thinking of all the ladies I could do. HOLY SHIT BLACK CA-

Me: I’m absolutely satisfied with my designs for all my characters! They look amazing and I love them!

Also me: *constantly think of new outfits, hairstyles, looks, etc for my characters*

I’m a fucking mess tbh.

But yeah I’ve been looking into redesigning my characters a lot, mostly about hairstyles but with J.J I’m thinking of changing him entirely. His character will still be the same he’ll just have a different look. and, because I’m trash, his look would be based off Conan Gray because I love him and his hair floof

This is one major redesign, a redesign of Widow. Like I said above, I am satisfied with my design but I just really like it so who knows, maybe I will change it. We’ll see. Feel free to comment if you like this new design or the old one better

I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW

Instead of focusing on what I’m suppose to do, I decided to mess around with Poppy and decided to do a redesign of one of my earliest works of her

And HOLY SHIT DID IT TURN OUT AMAIZNG

I am SO SATISFIED with how this looks! I mean, not everything obviously. I think the background is a little too crowded but it still looks really nice, and even when I had to change ideas it turned out really nice and IM HAPPY :D :D :D

Funeral flowers

Aka the artist thought “damn this speech is sick let’s give it to my character and make angst”

And I call this “I was bored so I drew my local trash children in outfits I want, and as time went on I even got more lazier and some of their faces came out as god awful I’m so sorry Normie”

I do actually have the dress Poppy is wearing-it’s going to be my graduation dress it’s so pretty

Anyway i want to credit these next two artists for the idea of Normie and J.J’s outfits. Check out @pinkadillydoo for J.J’s shark shirt and @ask-whitepearl-and-steven for Normie’s shirt (sorta, I got REALLY lazy while trying to finish Normie)

Heyo! So I’ve been away for a while and I’m going to be honest, for the art I had several things planned but I hit an artist block, so I didn’t. One of them I’m still doing but the other was suppose to be for New Years so I’m just gonna drop that one. Maybe later in the year I’ll post the sketch I had for it.

But I am working on something! The Into the Spiderverse fic! I can’t write to save my life so it’s taking a while, but in the meantime, have some alignments of the spider gang (plus poppy). Note. I can’t draw anyone in the cast and I regret not giving Peter B gray hairs

Two things. For the third one, they’re all Bi but I just wanted to know who’s distinguished, functional, and disaster. And for the last one I felt like Ham could fit all of the squares so I just put him in the middle.

But while you are waiting for that MEME TIME

Gwendolyn: Now that you’re in high school you two should know what you are doing-

Normie and Poppy: *ugly laughter*

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J.J: HOLY SHIT THERES A VILLAIN I NEED TO GET OUT IF HERE

J.J:

J.J:

J.J, five seconds later with his camera: Whats up my dudes it’s ya boi JimmiesJammies in the middle of a Doc Ock attack-

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Bonus

Poppy: I love J.J with all my heart

Poppy: But I’m going to fucking strangle him

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Normie: Poppy, I say this with as much love as possible

Normie: You’re my nemisis

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Poppy: :(

Normie, texting the WW groupchat: Alexia how do I cheer up my superhero best friend

MJ: Pops sad? Who do I need to kill

Betty: Hold up I’m bringing the serotonin

J.J: I know your apartment can hold 1 (one) cornchip but I’m about to barge in make room

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Bonus

Widow’s Web: *barges into apartment* WE HEARD YOU WERE SAD

Poppy:

Poppy: :)

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Poppy, texting WW: My family is official dead to me. They have never loved me and this proves it. I’ll be taking Normie’s last name so I can steal his company

Normie: :D

Betty: What did they do?!

Poppy: pETER STOLE MY FUCKING GARLIC BREAD AND MAY AND BEN JUST W A T C H E D

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Norman: Leave me to do my dark bidding...

Normie: What are you bidding on?

Norman: A new table our current one is FILTHY

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Poppy: I just think you need to see things on my level

Normie: *crouches down*

Poppy:

Normie:

Poppy:

Normie: Please don’t hurt me

Poppy: Say goodbye to your kneecaps fucker

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J.J: I don’t understand why everyone is arguing about thigh gaps, anyone can have one if their legs are spread far enough

MJ: No they’re talking about when your legs are together

J.J: the FUCK?! Who would want to date someone who isn’t in a power stance all the time!

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MJ: You can break up with me if you get me Cassandra Cain’s phone number

Poppy: What it I break up with you for Cassandra Cain

MJ: While you would be entirely in the right to do so, I’ll still go full villain and hunt you down for the rest of your days

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J.J: Is it possible for Poppy to get drunk?

Normie: Yes, but I won’t tell you the story

J.J: Why not?

Normie: Trust me, you don’t want to know

Normie: MJ don’t tell him

Normie: I shouldn’t have told you, but I did. And you told Poppy and got me in trouble

Normie: So I’m telling you: YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW

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Bonus

Betty: She and Normie almost got married for his money, she went to the Justice League and punched Oliver in the face than crashed at the Tower crying to Greta about it hurts being dead. We are still trying to figure out that last one

J.J: How do you know this?

Betty: You don’t want to know

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Betty: Ugh I’m so over all this drama, from now on I’m going to be out of the gossip mill

MJ: Flash was talking shit

Betty: T E L L M E E V E R Y T H I N G

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J.J: Hey what’s the worst thing I could say to my dad?

Normie: I don’t love you

J.J: I already tried that

Poppy: I don’t want to go into the army

J.J: Nice we’ll see how this works out

Betty, softly: What the fuck

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Poppy: For the last fucking time I don’t need a damn mentor! I’m fine I’ve only gotten my collarbone broken in the last week! Okay can I come back to you I’m in the prinicipal’s office. Okay bye.

Poppy, turning to a shock principal and a Flash: So anyway Flash came up to me and slammed my locker shut....

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Poppy: Alexia how do I get rid of my depression

Alexia: Searching, how do I get rid of degenerates

Poppy: Bitch I said depression!

Alexia: Searching, how do I get rid of superpowers

Poppy:

Poppy: That’ll do.

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Common phrases

Poppy: Ya know?

Normie: Litty Titty

MJ: Your choice! :)

Betty: Whatcha got there?!

J.J: Alright lets go die

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Poppy: On the brightside at least I’m not addicted to crack cocaine

Normie: On the downside you could definitely afford one

Web: ....

MJ: One crack cocaine

Normie: Wait no-

Poppy: *laughing*

J.J: Hello yes drug dealer I would like one crack cocaine please!

MJ: Debit or credit

Betty: Actually I have a gift card!

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Me, age 12: Man! All adults write teenagers so stupid! They don’t know how a real teenager acts!

MJ: People often look at me and Poppy and think that I’m the top

MJ: But they haven’t seen Poppy lift her shirt to wipe her face and show off her abs

MJ: But I have

MJ: I have

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J.J: You know what’s a really nifty letter? J

Poppy: As in Joker?

J.J: YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE-

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Normie: Hey y’all Poppy’s in trouble rn so keep her in your prayers

Betty: Is she okay?! Who’s attacking her?!

Normie: Me

Normie: BITCH DIDNT WASH THE DISHES EVEN THOUGH ITS H E R W E E K

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Bonus

Peter: You haven’t been in your room for five months what are you doing here

Poppy: I forgot to do the dishes

Peter: Stay as long as you like but I’m not getting you food

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Poppy, while sobbing: Well today was a great day. Can’t wait for tomorrow

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All of Poppy’s villains: 13-year-olds are the meanest people in the world! They’ll insult you but in an ACCURATE way! Like I would be minding my own business causing mayhem when all the sudden I hear

Poppy: Hahaha! Hahaha! Look at that villain they got no actual lair and have to rely on abandon warehouses!

Villains: And I’m like “NO THAT’S WHAT IM SENSITIVE ABOUT!!”

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Bonus

Normie: Poppy you can’t talk we live in a crap apartment and steal failed experiments from Oscorps

Poppy: But at least my laptop looks sick

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At a gala

Poppy, sliding up to Normie: Want a frog

Normie: ...What

Poppy: I snuck in like ten frogs and have been handing them out to people. I got four left want one

Normie:

Normie: Fuck yeah I want a frog

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Poppy: Why did I become a vigilante?

Poppy: Something bad really happened to me

Poppy: So I decided to get bigger badder things to happen to me so I would forget about that one!

No she is not okay

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Normie: WHY WONT YOU JUST GO TO THERAPY?!

Poppy: I WILL WHEN YOU DO!!

Normie: ARRRGGHHH!!!!

You can swap any of the Widow’s Web in and it will still work

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Flash, on the internet: I ain’t afraid of nobody!

Betty: Your name is Eugene “Flash” Thompson you go to Mission Academy you live on 486 Boluvard in Manhattan....

Flash: What the fuck

Flash: WHAT THE FUCK PLEASE TAKE THAT DOWN

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MJ: I’m a lesbian

Flash: Okay cool I respect your sexuality

MJ, pulling out Poppy: This is my girlfriend

Flash:

Flash: I said I respect your sexuality not your type

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Venom: Face it Widow! There is nothing you can do! You’re DOOMED!

Widow: I’ll call your daughter

Venom: Wait no-

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Bonus

Betty, spraying Venom: Bad dad! I’ll tell mom you’re being mean to my friends!

Venom: WAIT NO IM SORRY-

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At a gala

Some rich dude: So when will you two get married

Normie and Poppy: *interally, eternally, screaming*

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Normie: Hand me your hairdryer!

Betty: What hairdryer?

Normie: Don’t you guys carry hairdryers in your purses?

MJ: Have you ever met a human woman

Normie, calling Poppy: Hey do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

Poppy: Of course! I’m not an animal

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Norman: I want my grandson to grow up around the FINEST people so he won’t turn out a waste like his father!

Normie: This is my best friend Poppy

Poppy: Hi

Norman: Okay I’ll make an exception for her because she looks Very Polite

(He later found out he was very wrong)

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Normie: We’re in the tabloids again

Poppy: Was I caught sucking your dick?

Normie: No, Jessie Hathaway was, and you’re apperently upset over it

Poppy: Yeah I am! Why would you choose Jessie Hathaway over me!

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Poppy: Okay you’re going to need to make a vid explaining why you’re on Widow’s side all of the sudden

J.J: I gotchu

Also J.J: WIDOW SAVED MY LIFE AND MADE OUT WITH ME (NOT CLICKBAIT!!)

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Normie: You forgot J.J is a shitposter

Poppy, who is Very Tired: I forgot J.J is a shitposter

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Poppy: Looks like she could kill you but is a cinnamon roll

J.J: Looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll

Betty: Looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you

MJ: Looks like she could kill you and could kill you