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and i only want 100 rupees!

mineru-the-zonai-scientist

Brother you cannot sell the fuse substances.

ask-rauru

but siiiiiiiis :/

mineru-the-zonai-scientist

*I give you a look* That is *not* what I made it for.

ask-rauru

Ur a meanie >:(

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and i only want 100 rupees!

mineru-the-zonai-scientist

Brother you cannot sell the fuse substances.

ask-rauru

but siiiiiiiis :/

#evil chain rp #evil chain #totk mineru

Hey, so I saw (through a temporal rift) that you had a halberd or something of the sort, that instead of Zonai energy coming out of the end of it, Light magic was. How exactly does that work?

-Beth Unico, Sage of Sheikah

I ummmmm....yeah, it was a time rift(and I wasn't fighting with my sister, @mineru-the-zonai-scientist...)

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MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎁

What’s … christmas? Is this some new thing in Hyrule I haven’t been told about?

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MINERU DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE FORGOTTEN ALREADY!

#Quickest little drawing ever #Poor mineru has no clue what your on about #MERRY CHRISTMAS YALL #tears of the kingdom #Totk #Someone help her pls #sorry i'm late

Brother, you're well versed in the ways of love, are you not?

I had someone ask me if they could... "Date" me. What does this mean? Why would they want this?

Dates aren't even that good, they are an awful tasting fruit...

(@mineru-the-zonai-scientist)

I mean I uhhh...well...I mean...the point is to get to know someone better before deciding "yeah, I like this person"

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Brother. *I growl as I walk up behind you* May I ask, did you learn how to lie? Or is something else going on here? I just spoke with Link and he told me that he wasn't there when my study was exploded, so I'll ask again.

Who blew up my study?

(@mineru-the-zonai-scientist)

Link did it

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Hey Rauru, I have a question for you. Do you have any idea how you managed to Zelda back into a Hylian? It's kind of important.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Is it just me, or are you guys somehow tapping into the multiverse now? I mean, multiple versions of Link, multiple versions of Teba...

Dont question it...

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*sniffle* siiiiiiiiiiis...*he is visibly crying*I accidentally blew up the basement while messing around with link and the zonai devices we had down there. You're not mad at me riiiiiiiiiiight?

(@ask-rauru)

*my eye twitches* It is times like this I wish I could still tattle on you to mother and father...

You both are grown adults how in the great land of Hyrule did you manage to blow up *my* basement, which, by the way is *my* FUCKING STUDY!!??

*I take a deep breath and mumble to myself* Watch your language Mineru you know the king's ears are sensitive...

ask-rauru

*he cowers and covers his ears, now laying in the fetal position, crying louder*I SAID I WAS SORRY! JUST PLEASE WHATEVER YOU DO, IT WAS @askautisticknightlink 's FAULT! HE FUSED A TIMER BOMB TO HIS SHIELD AND THEN SHIELD SURFED! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME WITH YOUR BIG CONSTRUCT MECH

mineru-the-zonai-scientist

*the big inhale of disappointment*

mineru-the-zonai-scientist

*sniffle* siiiiiiiiiiis...*he is visibly crying*I accidentally blew up the basement while messing around with link and the zonai devices we had down there. You're not mad at me riiiiiiiiiiight?

(@ask-rauru)

*my eye twitches* It is times like this I wish I could still tattle on you to mother and father...

You both are grown adults how in the great land of Hyrule did you manage to blow up *my* basement, which, by the way is *my* FUCKING STUDY!!??

*I take a deep breath and mumble to myself* Watch your language Mineru you know the king's ears are sensitive...

ask-rauru

*he cowers and covers his ears, now laying in the fetal position, crying louder*I SAID I WAS SORRY! JUST PLEASE WHATEVER YOU DO, IT WAS @askautisticknightlink 's FAULT! HE FUSED A TIMER BOMB TO HIS SHIELD AND THEN SHIELD SURFED! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME WITH YOUR BIG CONSTRUCT MECH

askautisticlink

Hello Young Hero of the Wilds.

....

STOP EATING MY BROTHER'S FUSE GOO!!!!

You're going to get sick! And no! You may *not* try eating the construct parts! I am *right here*! That is quite disrespectful!

(@mineru-the-zonai-scientist)

(this is light hearted I promise-)

Mineru??? Aren't you supposed to be dead or something? Don't know why I'm surprised by anything anymore.

Look, I did it ONCE, and it tastes bad anyway.

And don't worry, I learned my lesson with licking mechanical things when I got an ancient spring stuck on my tongue a few years ago... Somehow, the Calamity was a much simpler time.

mineru-the-zonai-scientist

I may be calm and levelheaded, but that doesn't mean my fuse won't spark a few times.

I better not catch you trying to make fuse goo sandwiches again! No matter how many times you complain about the taste you still do it! Not to mention you are LYING about the mechanical thing as well! I've watched you attempt to put a steering stick in you're mouth because it looked like a stick.

I feel like a babysitter or a parent does Hylia feels this way

askautisticlink

... I have no defense against the fuse goo sandwiches... But the steering sticks is more of a sensory thing... The handles feel nice on my teeth... And unless it's Daruk, the Gorons won't serve me rock roast.

I'm an adult, there's no need to play babysitter. <.< Even if I do stupid things from time-to-time.

mineru-the-zonai-scientist

Mhm...

I wish my brother would come back to take care of you... *I whisper to myself*

Young hero, I care for you deeply, but please, I am begging of you give me a break from trying to make sure you don't accidentally kill yourself...!

askautisticlink

I mean... After all I've been through and having technically died once already... I find I don't really care anymore. Is it good that I no longer care? No, but that's how I feel. Every thing has become a lot more than I ever signed up for. If my job as a Hero is done, I don't see how me being around matters outside of supporting Zelda while she rebuilds Hyrule.

Just, uh, don't tell her I said any of that. I don't want her to worry anymore than she does.

mineru-the-zonai-scientist

Young hero that does not help to reassure me...

ask-rauru

Link that is severely alarming...

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Hello brother. I will be gone for a few weeks. I had a small bunny child ask me to assist in awakening his magic. If you need me, send a message through my constructs.

(your OLDER sister, @mineru-the-zonai-scientist)

ah, okay, however I dont know why you had to specify the fact you were older though...

mineru-the-zonai-scientist

Just a small slight against you for always interrupting my work.

ask-rauru

Oh my hylia, you have said this so many times, for the last time, I'm sorry for breaking your things but let it go! That was several years ago, Mineru...

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Hello brother. I will be gone for a few weeks. I had a small bunny child ask me to assist in awakening his magic. If you need me, send a message through my constructs.

(your OLDER sister, @mineru-the-zonai-scientist)

ah, okay, however I dont know why you had to specify the fact you were older though...

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How long is the typical Zonai lifespan? And how old were you when you died?

Hmmm...the typical Zonai has a lifespan of about 1,000 years, and me? I was about 530 years old...

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Rauru what the heck is up with that one shrine where you have to get a crystal and THEN do a puzzle. That's stupid.

It's not that bad...You're just lazy, bozo

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