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I have had this blog for 14 years now today!
Hey Alf, On a scale of 1 through 10 how are your flirting skills?
I am surrounded by men.
Made Buddy in Nomad (:

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Devin, my dearest friend, has unfortunately passed away quite suddenly. Our family … Lucien W needs your support for Devin's Darling Memorie
We still need a lot of help paying off my best friend's cremation. We can't do it on our own. Any help is much appreciated. If you can't help, please reblog/share.
Devin was an intersex, disabled, transgender man. He was a light to our and his friends' lives. His loss still weighs heavily on us. It's incredibly hard to continue mourning him while also having to pay off this bill, plus all the other costs we have stacked up. Please please please help/share if you can.
FangBanger92: tracing art from a deceased ex friend
There's an iceberg of issues behind this person but I wanted to highlight a recent one.
FangBanger92 ( aka xFangBanger92x xFang-Banger92x etc) has laid claim to an OddWorld fan character and rather than simply create her own art of the character, she has instead traced art that was made of that character years ago by someone who used to be a friend of hers.
Worse is that he is no longer with us and he cannot defend his own work. And she knows this.
If you see this character named Lysander aka Lolli or Lollipop, just know that this piece of art, possible others, is stolen from a deceased man.
A very odd friend group
Redraw of a selfie with @skidsthemudokon, @industrial-tox and @exoddus
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more stuff on queen development based on my redesign
I literally hate ebegging these days but I just had to pay an insanely hefty vet bill for my cat. Like 500 fucking dollars hefty. And I have bills due in a week so if a chunk of people have a spare five or ten dollars or something. I would really really appreciate it. A lot. Kofi in my pinned
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My first sculpt that isn’t super simple, done on Nomad sculpt (:
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Live, Laugh, Ragebait.
Inked the rough sketch of my two fan Glukkons because I need to practice again.
Holiday and Hook. Vitriolic besties. They give each other anxiety. Comes as a pair do not separate. They come as a BOGO. They're out to set up their little empires out west before anyone else gets the idea.
Holiday, a clove cigarette smoking dandy with a interest in genetic engineering in the name of aesthetics and just because he'd really rather not go into a super competitive field. He's convinced if he could get some privacy and better supplies he could figure out how to make sligs more appealing so people don't have to tolerate such ugly bodyguards. So far only one has survived his efforts and he calls it his "Teacup sliggy" which is treated like a purse dog. Holiday adores Hook but he'd probably be calmer if he wasn't a frequent victim of her biting and headbutting.
Hook, owner of a chain of convenience stores looking to try setting up a monopoly out west. She's not ashamed to handle something herself even if it means breaking a few Glukkon social rules and appearances. This has given her a lot of mixed PR and made her a terror to her own sligs but you can't argue her results. Hook adores Holiday but she'd probably appreciate his company more if he'd stop bragging on that stunted growth Slig of his.

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Why Buddy interests me as a character so much
Years ago, when I was getting into Oddworld properly I found this lovely rendered image. I was quite intrigued because this Mudokon stood out from the rest, and we can be honest in that the reason for that is because he’s fat. Fat is not a bad word, merely a descriptor. Him being fat is not bad. Then I learned more and became more interested. But why? How? There’s barely any information available about this character. But there’s implications and things that make you think.
So firstly, he’s a Khanzumer (according to a Dear Alf, he doesn’t like being called this). All the Mudokons we’ve seen have either been slaves or natives. Buddy is neither, he is part of Oddworld we haven’t seen yet. He’d be living in a city, perhaps with a job, buying products, a consumer like us. But we don’t have much of an idea of what that side of Oddworld is like, other than it’s an exaggerated version of ours, much like the rest of the planet. What would his daily life be like? What does he know? How was he raised? And another big question I wondered… who is his mother?
Is he one of Queen Sam’s? I thought all of her eggs were used for slave labour. So if he is from Sam, why isn’t he a slave? And if he isn’t, who did he come from and where is she? Many questions about this.
Another factor I find interesting is the topic of his weight. He is large and apparently according to an online daily deception (not the best source) he got to 500lbs, so it seems weight is a genuine struggle with him, and he does have issues with eating and maybe an unhealthy relationship with food. This would be a very interesting topic to explore, as people with these issues in real life are very stigmatised and misunderstood.
Something else I find interesting are his implied relationships with others.
It is said Abe takes Buddy under his wing. Maybe this is to help improve his health, or maybe something more spiritual. I would really love to know more about this.
The other relationship I’m interested in is his relationship with Alf. All we have to go by on this (and most of the information we have on Buddy overall) are Dear Alfs, which isn’t exactly the most reliable source, with information frequently changing and Alf saying genuine bollocks, you have to take it all with a grain of salt. Regardless, what has been said of their relationship in these sounds VERY cute. Maybe I’m being biased, but there are many moments that make it sound like they have a very nice relationship, they care about each other. You can see in one entry Alf respects Buddy for making a map (so he presumably has an interest in cartography, which is another cool thing about Buddy, and shows he may be more intelligent than some would assume). Another entry shows he trusts Buddy too, as he said he left the keys to the rehab to Buddy when he was busy. He has defended him too. I just think their relationship seems cute (even if Alf may occasionally make a joke at his expense) and I would like it to be explored.
I think there’s so much potential with him. I think he could really work as a character in a game, perhaps when the boys visit more urban environments. I don’t know if he’d be in a place like Nolybab, since that’s mostly populated by Glukkons it seems, but who knows. I just hope OWI doesn’t forget about him and that they actually do something with him. Not enough fans know about him and he needs more love.
If anyone has anything to say about Buddy, whether it’s headcanons, questions, appreciation, or even something silly, all is welcome!
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