#vote correctly

have been in a long-distance relationship for at least a year

graduated to your current job directly from an internship

have worn cat ears to work more than once

played pippin in a high school production of South Pacific

frighteningly comfortable with extrajudicial killing

once ran a small businessman out of town and celebrated as he burned in the sun

went to jail for like a week that one time

may or may not have been a civilian casualty of the cold war

deep fear of mirrors due to your mother prophesying they would cause your death

don't believe in mountains