A quiet moment, a rare moment for Guy and Honey, all things considered.
Honey was working on something, halfway leaned against their boyfriend as he played an online game with one of his friends. Apparently his friend got up to get something, leaving Guy to his own.
A dangerous thing for him sometimes.
Honey, however, was enjoying the quiet clicks and clacks of Guy's controller. That quiet was short lived, however, when he randomly spoke up.
"Y'know what I fucking miss? Those Chapstick Duo things, those things were so cool."
"Y'know! The half chapstick things that click together-"
"No, no, I know what you're talking about," Honey looked up, "just wondering where the fuck that came from."
"I dunno," he shrugged and went back to his game, not before moving one of the cups of his headphones off his ear to hear them a little better, "just randomly thought of those things- speaking of chapstick, can you get one of them from the drawer? Flavour doesn't matter, I can just... Feel how cracked mine are and it's... Ew."
Honey hummed, using an elbow to push themself up to a more upright position to lean over and dig around in one of the end table drawers. "If this is just an excuse to see my ass at a better angle, I swear."
"Hey, who says it can't be both? Two birds, one stone, y'know?" They could practically hear the smirk, and how his train of thought kept chugging along, "Actually, that phrase has always been so weird to me... Like, why would you try and kill two birds with one stone? How would you actually do that- like are the birds next to each other and you just luck out getting both with one rock or... And why the fuck would anyone do that, that's actually so fucked up-"
As he rambled on, he wasn't aware of Honey getting the chapstick for him, and the idea they had to shut him up and get him a little more on track. So, as he kept drabbling on about the phrase, they snuck a quick smear of chapstick onto their lips before popping the cap back on.
"Would mango chapstick work?"
"When did these phrases even come about- hm?" He stopped mid sentence, "Oh- yeah, that's fine, forgot you got that one, actually."
He went to set his controller down to get the little tube from them, before they yanked their hand back instead.
"You said you wanted some chapstick, right?"
Before he got the question out, they tugged him in by his shirt collar, their chapstick covered lips against his to transfer it; all while earning a surprised squeak from him.
His eyes were wide, face burning, by the time they let go of his shirt to let him sit back.
He blinked a couple of times, processing what just happened, his lips slowly curling into a devious grin.
"Hey, I'm back-" He heard his friend through the mic, just before Guy slung his headphones off, saying a quick, "AFK!" and barely remembering to mute his mic afterwards.
He had another game in mind to play.
