a side of ennui

the kindly transgender hypnotist would like to make several slow, rhythmic stimming motions in front of you while you talk. no need to stare.

you are being so rude right now drooling on yourself mid-conversation just because i'm letting my arms swing back and forth in rhythm while making my vocal tone bounce up and down to raise and lower your state of mental engagement. fractionation isnt even real. get real.

Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️‍⚧️

The ways that exist to break this game that simultaneously do absolutely no damage to how this game functions are ASTONISHING.  

Did you weaponize the chickens?

You hurt cuccoo? You hurt cuccoo like the link? Oh! Oh! Death for molduga! Death for molduga for a hundred years!

Happy Jeremy Bearimy Month!!

Today is the every day you can never reblog this.

[ID: The first is an image of Canada and Mexico with the United States edited out that reads "Oh thank god it was just a dream". The second image is an image of North America with all lands labelled with the names of the tribes living on them that reads "Oh thank god it was just a dream".]

This is actually the most important thing I’ve seen this year

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame