what's up

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

And that someone is Wolverine.

I so love that this is completely possible in upcoming films

spider-man priorities over the years

When I was 16-19 I worked as a hostess/parking lot attendant at a funeral home and my boss told me (and I quote) “you get a friends and family discount but once you quit you won’t get it anymore so make sure you use it.” And to this day nothing has ever been funnier to me

A week after I got the job I accidentally spilled someone’s ashes on myself and my manager told me not to worry about it because they had spare ashes in the back room

Peter Parker: no let her finish 

You can tell it’s been cropped together but like it’s so believable.

reblog to curse your loved ones in a similar fashion

you are all doomed to delight

if you come to sweden you are actually required by law to wear these

Those are her victims in the background

Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God

Explain

Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat

Humans will pack bond with anything. 

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

Yoooo lil man came to slayyyyy