No terfs at Pride

For the people asking: I know this looks edited but it really isn’t

“ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??” the hyped-up rock singer shouts at the wild crowd. suddenly everyone goes silent. one lone soul from near the back shouts back “no, we arent.” everyone else murmurs in agreement. the concert is over.

if i had the aladdin lamp i would ask for a genie blowjob and then a second genie blowjob immediately after. my third wish would be to increase world hunger

I think we're all grown up enough to admit that pink actually is a nice color and the only reason people ever convinced themselves it isn't is because girls, often young girls, like it

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

fucked up that we don’t make belts with loops for holding blades or pouches for storing coins and bunches of dried herbs anymore

half of those are fanny packs

while both are an example of bags worn on the waist, a leather pouch is NOT the same thing as a fanny pack and i will die on this hill

what is a fanny back but a modern day medival coin purse my friend

Observation: I have never broken a bone Hypothesis: I am boneless Data: I appear to have broken at least two bones in my foot slipping on the ice Conclusion: I have at least two bones. Strong evidence suggests the possibility of a third one. 

it was weird enough that tumblr was trying to invite me to flavortown in a lower case sans serif font but it changing to a script font made it weirder. like the first time they said it casually but then they got more intense about it.

did anyone screenshot the original or were we all trying not to make eye contact

screenshots taken before and after the commercial break