I Draws

oh to be a bored prince who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener boy

oh to be a cute gardener boy who secretely places roses in the prince’s room because he is in love with him

Oh to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener boy up the wall for his secret deliveries in the middle of the night

Oh to be the prince’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.

Oh to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending

oh to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the prince’s personal life and who dies of dysentry at age 23

oh to be a serf in a loosely organized peasant revolt spurred by taxation and increasing discontent under the crushing weight of feudalism that escalates into a full on uprising in which the entire royal family is brutally executed and then you also die of dysentery

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

i wanna see what happens

it looks fun i guess

Where did this even come from

This sho

Wierd :o

I want in

I call doubt

Hmm

I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T “ P A N T S ”

i s2g-

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT

I dont believe this

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

Hmmm

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

yolo

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

Hm.

shrug emoji

BITCH FUCK ME UP

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

what is this mahogoney.

Dude wtf

((i am utterly confused))

oh))

*rolls eyes* suuuure

//:^)))

pls

Q?

OKAY LETS TRY IT

Not even some magical being can make me get something on my inbox, that shit’s a fucking desert

Askbox empty will wait to see what happens

Ah it works I’m not having a crisis or anything I’m so confused

hm

they said “sorry, got caught in traffic” I’m knDJSMSN

hm doES it really work?

What the hell is this

If this works it will be the second thing to ever be in my ask box oof

Aight let’s try

Let’s try this bitch

Let’s see if this still works

dont trick me, ya dingle

I know for a fact that if I do receive something I’ll be super freaked out for no reason.

Let’s see what happens. I’ve lived long enough anyway.

Come at me

I wanna

please

Hmm… Maybe?

Ive got mail!

Let’s go gaymers lmao

Why not? Will it bring people out of the woodwork?

I want to see what will happen X3

I’m willing to try it.

Let’s end this once and for all. I never get asks.

No. I refuse to believe that this is real.

ha͡h҉aha҉hah͢a̕

I’d sell my soul for asks on a normal day. Maybe this will work.

i hope this works..?

I just want a chaotic message

how long is this post anyways-

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

W-what????????’

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

Reblog if you too are an aggregate accessory fruit

yes blueberries are berries! and so are tomatoes!

The beekeepers were fucking the bees why are y’all still talking about berries

our parents birthed us, so we’re the *fruit* of their labor