Nest of Phoenix

i want to discuss it with someone but i haven't enough interested people in my friends' circle so i'm just suffering alone

but in this au we have:

- both Liu siblings on Bai Zhan and very close siblings' relationships

- reincarnated Shen Yuan and Shen Qiao on Qing Jing (all Cang Qiong thinks that they're Shen Qingqiu's illegitimate children)

- friends trio: Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan and Shen Qiao wich are friends on the principle of "he's stupid asshole but he's my friend and i love him" (they met then they wandered the streets and get to Cang Qiong together)

- Luo Binghe wich drove both Shens crazy with his whining about his unrequited love for Liu Qingge (Luo Binghe gets to the Bai Zhan in this au and this is a separate story)

- Bai Zhan discple Yan Wushi wich favorite pastime is provoking Luo Binghe into a fight

pairing of Yue Qingyuan and Luo Binghe should be called mooncake because traditional name of chinese mooncake is yuebing

YQY/LQG, YQY/LBH, YQY/MQF... they have so much potential not only as lovers, but as friends/colleagues

or YQY/LBH could have interesting master/discple dynamics

i'm a bit obsessed with bingliushen now so i have an idea for which all russian svsss fandom will curse me

Binghe really wants children, but he doesn't want to bring to the such touch as pregnancy his precious husbands. so, he gets some tea from the Silver Bamboo of Fertility, but he forgot the tea in the Bamboo house

and of course, by a happy coincidence, Shen Qingqiu decides to brew this tea (he doesn't now about its properties) and bingliushen drink it together (they think that they're drinking their usual tea)

they find out that it was a tea from the Silver Bamboo of Fertility then Shen Qingqiu notices symptoms of pregnancy in themselves. after that he asks Binghe what a fuck is happening and Binghe comes to confess

Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge didn't hold a grudge against Luo Binghe but they're a little shocked at the thought that they'll have three children (i can understand them)

she lives in Red Warm Pavillion bc her mother was working here (she's an orphan adopted by brothel's Madam). one day she meets Shen Jiu and she characterises him in her mind as "tuberculosis femme fatale" (yes, she was medical student in her previous life)

and in my conversations with my co-autor it became so common, so now we have Shen "tuberculosis femme fatale" Jiu

something like:

maomao: take off your clothes

jinshi, in his thoughts: wtf?! why it happens so fast? we haven't even started dating!

maomao: are you stupid? take off your shirt, heart tones won't listen to themselves

or like:

jinshi: would you like to go to the walk?

maomao: sorry, we have a training for the surgical olympiad. but you could stay and watch how we're working

jinshi: *stays, watches how they perform surgery on a rat's abdominal aorta and doesn't vomit when rat guts start to stink* (yes, it based on real events)

maomao: wow, i thought you'll be scared and ran away. now let's go eat, i'm so damn hungry