Ash Gray

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.

I didn't see the notes so i thought this was sesame street and i though "woah sesame street has gotten intense"

don't cry. tesla stock down 60% okay?