5SOS

lmao doesn’t even mean “laughing my ass off” anymore it’s just “lmao”. she is like a brother to me

Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off

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Happy Everything

It was also Bengali new year yesterday!

"Not all men-" You're right. None of my boy mutuals would do this.

oops i fell for the dark-haired immortal not exactly human boi with a tragic backstory once again

the second hand embarrassment at the end of the wicked king was next level I stg like ok I was screaming about the whole exile shit but when jude started with the whole “but u can’t” stuff?? I was wincing so hard that my face almost disappeared

there is nothing funnier than Cardan Greenbriar saying, "No, Locke hasn't gotten around to seducing me yet" idk about you but I wheezed when i read that

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, will ever hit as hard as Cardan's letters to Jude

fuck everything and everyone except the drunk bf on the brink of collapsing into sleep telling the murderous hot knife gf to kiss him again until he's sick of it because drunk words sober thoughts