Gender?Sometimes

why?

"you rap about the skeletons from undertale everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

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Two limits! You can have a maximum of 4,096,000 characters in 1 [one] tumblr post. I would work out how many combinations this is, but 26^6,000 is already considered to be "Infinity" by most calculators, and a program I wrote threw an error code.

26^95,000 is already over 134,000 characters long - which would take 33 different text blocks to convey via tumblr. Whenever somebody says we're running out of posts, don't forget that tumblr is needlessly designed for MASSIVE amounts of information [no matter how detrimental it may be for mobile phones].

Though I'm not certain if that character count includes spaces, unfortunately, as I got that figure by googling "how many letters are in lord of the rings" and came upon a TikTok that counted the number of letter characters in LotR in order to figure out how many Spaghettios cans would be needed to re-write the entire thing, if one were to cut and paste each individual letter from the cans blackmail-letter style.

For those curious, the numbers are 2,261,081 letters in LotR, which calculates out to 8,795 cans of Spaghettios needed, which would cost about $12,225.

So, those are the theoretical limits, yeah. But in practice, the editor is not even close to be optimized to handle these kinds of huge posts: there is a point, far far away from the size of the lord of the rings, that your browser would just crash.

So if you are planning to post long fanfiction, or anything, you better work on something that's optimized for long form (locally, or some alternative to Google docs) and then post in chunks.

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IF BUYING ISN'T OWNING

PIRATING ISN'T STEALING

“Peace of mind and comfort in her femininity”

Speaking as one of those stupid vain bitches with PCOS who actually did put many hours + thousands of dollars into getting the hair off my fucking face: if you like being hairy that's awesome. I'm happy for you. You don’t actually need to justify yourself by making up bullshit about something that takes 2 minutes a week in the shower...wait, OP, do you think we go through a whole shower routine just to shave? you know that's not why people bathe... right?

It's way more honest and JUSTIFIABLE to just say you resent women who contribute to social norms that pressure you into unnecessary chores/expenses. Pretending to be concerned for our well-being while making it really obvious you think we're vain and stupid is the post-shaving leg stubble of arguments. Nobody likes it

Also I wish that once, just once, one of these posts pleading with us not to betray the feminine sisterhood of armpit hair would acknowledge the elephant in the room of shaving/gender conversations:

now i have a table loom

i reaaallly want to try it out but I just finished assembling it and warping it sounds not fun at the moment. this thing kept ragebaiting me the whole time I was putting together the shafts & getting the heddles on them (actually it was because the instruction book was not clear as to how to do so)

I started weaving a lil bit after i fixed that and realized i threaded a few of the heddles in the wrong order but I have to work so I can't fix it till laterrrrr :(

ok last addition to this post. Finally started weaving the other day

1. canonically female (no variation)

2. canonically the protagonist of her story (if it’s an ensemble cast you have to say you can legitimately see her as The main character)

3. your personal #1 favorite character in that story (ties are acceptable)

That's what V-coding is. That is why they are so adamant about sending trans women to men's prisons, because sex trafficking trans women within the men's prison system is an essential part of that system. Being misgendered by this isn't even an issue that's on our radar!