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FIDDLEFORD HADRON MCGUCKET THE MAN YOU ARE

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit

I haven’t been in band for years but this made me laugh so hard

I haven’t seen this post in ages and I’m dying of laughter

I didn’t think it could get better after The Foghorn Tuba Story, but it did. It got better. Bless you, MusicTumblr.

Yeah I need to join another brass band

Getting Tuba feels.

my band conductor is always like “oh my goDdd flutes just play quiter you annoying tubes” like bro. what. you don’t get quiter than a flute

I think one of the loudest sounds I have ever heard was hitting a rim shot on a marching snare drum at full force in a tiny hallway im surprised my ears still worked after that

ooooh I broke drumsticks once by doing that lmao

Da boiz are doing great🥺the comfort I need

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

I engage with fiction in a normal way. don’t look at my blog

destroying my already destroyed mental health further by re watching specific scenes of heartstopper 🧍‍♂️

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

🤔 a compelling model