asherston

Netflix needs a “skip the intro/theme song” option

Except for the friends theme song because it’s in the law to sing a long and dance to that one

if you don't clap you are kicked out of my house indefinitely until you learn your lesson

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of whether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 

Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

GET WRECKED SON

boom crack the sound of my joints

This is so accurate it hurts

I have this theory that Neville is supposed to represent everything that Peter could have been. You know, both of them were the weak link in the friend group, the guy easily influenced. But instead, Rowling made Neville weak to prove the two paths an individual could take. How each of our weaknesses manifest in different ways. Peter’s weakness made him a villain, ultimately worse than Voldemort because he betrayed his friends, while Neville’s weakness made him work harder and in the end made him Harry’s strongest ally.

Holy shit

I was totally confused because I am reading Divergent and I totally wasn't understanding the reference

shout out to pringles for being the only chip company that doesnt sell air god bless you