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even saying cost of living leaves something bitter in my mouth what kind of fucking phrase is that. vile

BIG NEWS FOR WEBCOMIC FANS: The Bible is being translated into vernacular and distributed to the laypeople

this is the plot to mama mia

the comedic value of telling heinrix you find him personally disconcerting and uncomfortable to be around and the little achievement thing for starting a romance popping up is unbeaten. like they make it clear to you from the word go that this guy has all his wires crossed.

I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton

Okay yes sometimes there’s a skeleton, I understand how museums work. But I mean what if it gets me

spookiest things in museums, number 15: the skeleton that understands you on an emotional level

baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

how life has been lately

ground control to crazy frog

[solemnly] a-bing bing bing bing bing bing bong