a shambling human disaster

liz:

usually works the drive thru unless she has to step in and take an asshole down a peg

cares enough about her job to be good at it but not enough to take bullshit

constantly doing her nails or on her phone while taking orders (miraculously she never takes an order wrong)

her timer never reaches more than 50 seconds between a car pulling up and leaving with their food

crona:

does the bagging bc dear god if a customer even looks at them they’ll start tearing up

volunteers to do cleaning in the lobby so they can get away from the stress of the kitchen

is the newest hire and fully intended to be silent for most shifts (maka would never let this happen)

just so happened to come in a week before the employee christmas party and was terrified the entire time

whole heartedly believes kid is their boss which brings us to……….

kid:

is the assistant manager which is fancy talk for The One Who’s Been Here Longest

floats around different positions wherever he’s needed

insane about uniform code

swears he’s not a nepotism hire bc “My Dad (the owner) Didn’t Even Know I Applied”

has an aneurysm anytime soul or black star calls him a Nepo Baby

runs an incredibly tight ship, allows for no shenanigans (they happen anyway)

is sometimes locked in the freezer by his coworkers (“THIS ISN’T FUNNY GUYS I COULD GET HYPOTHERMIA AND DIE!!!…………. while i’m in here i might as well organize”

might as well be the manager honestly, he does everything

soul and black star:

they both work the sandwich counter

it is chaos back there

will constantly battle it out for who can make things faster/better

will occasionally throw things at the back of maka’s head through the window and blame each other

begs whoever’s working the fryer to make them onion rings

they do rock paper scissors for who has to clean the floor (the winner makes it as dirty as possible for the other)

tsubaki:

works either drive thru or cashier, whichever one needs the most help

is the only one who can get black star to do his job

the regulars absolutely adore her, especially the sweet old ladies

always encourages the rest of the staff

arranges all the staff parties

is responsible for the Employee of the Month board (which is almost always maka)

will draw little pictures and tape them up around the drive thru registers (including one of her and liz holding hands bc they’re in love)

is way too good for this arby’s

kilik:

he has no idea why he hasn’t left yet

works the fryer bc he has made it clear to management he will not deal with the customers

always has an airpod in to drown out the bullshit (it drives kid absolutely insane)

pretends to be over soul and black star’s shit but secretly instigates

always volunteers to get stuff from the back freezer but is gone for a suspicious amount of time

100% the owner’s favorite

also way too good for this arby’s