Shine On And See Me Through

s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

my aesthetic is students at the library who have all their study materials out but are blatantly Not Studying

people will hate on e-girls, gamer girls ,horse girls, vsco girls, alternative girls, makeup obsessed girls, masculine girls, basic girls, nerdy girls, sports girls, girls who wear revealing clothes, and girls who don’t, confident girls , insecure girls, and literally every other type of girl to ever exist and still pretend that it’s not the misogyny

Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. I’ve always thought that movie says something about a person. What was your movie?

patiently waiting for someone to fall in love with me. i refuse 2 date. i refuse 2 flirt or make a move. how could this go wrong.

so what if im in love with you mind ur own business

the most exciting thing about tumblr is when you’re reading an issue post and you have to guess if you’re supposed to agree with it or not before getting to the last comment

Do some of you not form your own opinions? Yikes

oh shit i guess this is a bad post

Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that ‘your mom’ jokes kid and that hypochondriac kid had going on

modern day au where richie and eddie are 20-somethings living in bushwick, richie is a dirtbag left podcaster and eddie runs a hospital for stuffed animals

to be clear eddie was enrolled in med school until he had a full nervous breakdown due to the workload and the constant proximity to contagious diseases and while on mandated medical leave from school he took up sewing as a hobby and one thing led to another and he now runs Doctor Ed’s Teddy Bear Hospital out of his one-bedroom and makes so much money it’s unreal

richie’s podcast is called MLMILFS and he was toiling away in obscurity and penury until one time on a slow news day laura ingraham’s interns went through his podcast archives and found an old episode where he provided instructions on how to make homemade napalm with gasoline and styrofoam and then they ran a segment on fox news with a highly unflattering picture of him captioned “PODCASTER OR DOMESTIC TERRORIST?” and richie quote-tweeted the segment with the comment “laura your pussy is way too dry to be riding my dick like this” and now he makes $24,600 a month on patreon

how do they meet how do they meet. oh okay i know. so one day eddie gets an e-mail from sarah huckabee sanders’ personal assistant saying that sarah’s dog has bitten the head off of her oldest kid’s very most favourite teddy bear and would it be possible to schedule a repair and have it expedited. and eddie replies with an impassioned, beautifully written 5,000-word e-mail about how the migrant children suffering under the trump administration’s policy of family separation have no teddy bears at all, and how dare sarah huckabee sanders request his teddy bear repair services at a time like this, and sarah huckabee sanders takes a screenshot of the e-mail and posts it on twitter like, “This morning, Eddie Kaspbrak, the owner of Doctor Ed’s Teddy Bear Hospital in Brooklyn, NY, declined to repair my child’s teddy bear because i work for @POTUS. His actions say far more about him than about me. I always do my best to treat people, including those who I disagree with, respectfully and will continue to do so.” and it ignites a media shitstorm and also makes a minor political celebrity out of eddie. his letter is shared thousands of times on social media and he makes a (terrified, anxious) appearance on rachel maddow, which richie watches, while profoundly drunk, and livetweets: “hey is it just me or is doctor ed literally the hottest guy on the face of the planet” “wish doctor ed would play doctor with me” “#DoctorEdGoOnMLMILFS get it trending bitches”  and finally “@DoctorEdTeddyBearHospital if you read this i’m free on thursday night and would like to hang out. please respond to this and then hang out with me on thursday night when i’m free" and eddie blocks him on twitter and richie e-mails him the next day sober apologizing for all the lewd tweets and eddie accepts his apology and then they go hang out on thursday night when richie is free.

[noho hank voice] barry, your vibings! why so rancid, buddy?