Jerk and Punk

-He and I met on a Marvel discussion forum. When I first asked if he wanted to chat, he flatly told me no. Not long after I changed my name and pronouns, and he didn’t realize it was me. He asked me to chat a few times, which I ignored out of embarrassment, until he sent me a message asking what he’d done wrong. Oops. It wasn’t until we’d been together that I revealed I was the same person…

-The day we got together I asked him where he saw our future. We were long distance and I knew I wanted to be with him but knew it would also take a ton of time and effort. Without question he said “We’ll get married”

-I put a deposit down on an engagement ring that same day.

-When I proposed at a comic shop, I told him I had waited too long to be with him, and didn’t want to wait any longer to ask the most important question of my life. I got down on one knee and told him I was with him until the end of the line.

-The ring was just a little too big. We went back to the ring store to get one that would be the right size. We were told it’d take (if I remember correctly) up to two months. He was leaving in less than a week. We figured I’d get it to him once he arrived. I got a call a few days later. Thinking it was a solicitor, I answered pretty rudely. Nope. The ring was ready!

-He had a tongue stud that he took out because he wanted to enjoy lollipops again

-Our dog’s name is Bucky. He’s had the dog for as long as I’ve known him. He started calling Bucky OUR dog not long after we got together.

-I really like snails. He never gets annoyed when I stop to look at one or take a picture. When we have the money, he’s getting me snails!

-We’ve already started buying baby clothes…we’re not legally married yet.

-He plays video games…often. He lets me use his x-box. After I visited and did a lot of Minecraft work, he says he plays that same world when he misses me.

-I sent 2 packages of Christmas gifts. One contained delicate stuff I padded with blankets I wanted there anyway. That way I didn’t need to travel with them. His first reaction was that the blankets smelled like me.

-He called tortillas “taco bread” and we “argue” about it. Often.

-We’re convinced Steve and Bucky’s daughter would be named Sarah Winifred Rogers-Barnes.

-He wasn’t sure if he was allergic to cats. His first response on meeting (what was mine, now ours) was to shove his face in the fur and take a deep sniff.

-He hummed the Witcher monster lullaby to me when I was having a panic attack.