if you’re gonna rot, then add to the plot

first time being a whistleblower, kinda nervous

Happy birthday to Howard Ashman. We miss you ❤️

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

in the club fully sober politely informing my friends that I don't like loud sounds and will be leaving early

Official Wednesday post

It's Tuesday

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

Majoring in creative writing was a colossal mistake that ruined my life financially artistically socially and spiritually BUT i got to read aloud from My Immortal to a crowd of twenty horrified bystanders for academic credit. So I broke even

The assignment was to bring a story written by someone else and share the first paragraph with the class. Nowhere in the assignment description or the syllabus did it specify that the story had to be good

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste