I'll Be Juliet

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

i’ve had this queued for 365 days

Another reason the hobbit trilogy is queer-coded instead of queerbaiting is that Thorin told Fili that when he would be king one day, he would understand. Implying that Thorin would never have children of his own

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

"this quote was attributed to me. perhaps as a punishment." -dostoevsky

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

Fem bilbo to make straight bagginshield? Banned. Fem bilbo and fem thorin to make lesbian? Promoted to chief of my heart

If I see one more person drawing/writing Baggienshield with Bilbo looking like a 20yo twink and Thorin like a 60yo bear, I'm actually going to lose it. Bilbo is the complete opposite of a twink he's a grumpy middle-aged man, while Thorin is one of those golden retriever boyfriend and he 100% obeys Bilbo's every whim.

Real reason Thorin had to die in BOTFA is because he did NOT want to explain to Dís why he abandoned Fili and Kili in Laketown to be burned crispy by Smaug.

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this