Ann Seters

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

*Puts hand over gaud’s mouth* It’s a butterfly pea. Please ignore the Latin name.

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

why do they put restrictions on drugs for risk of dependency when it's like for a chronic condition. like duh you're going to be dependent it's fucking chronic am i not getting something

Its to make you suffer 🙂‍↕️

ohhhh right sorry i forgot the point of the medical system for a second

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

idk just wanted to experiment

:/

I’m glad my post got around.. ppl need to see some history

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

metaverse being an 80 billion dollar turbo flop that immediately shut down after one of the worst performances and subsequent total company rebranding in recent history SHOULD, in a kind and just world, have spelled the end for the entire company. but unfortunately we live in hell and "Meta" is still alive

same goes for twitter too like that shit should have shut down a month after it became X, The Everything App but these guys just have so much money that 80 billion dollars can be burned with reckless abandon and their companies will survive

let's all go to tumblr and order the deformed erotic visage. the look on the mod's face will be an ecstatic contortion