sweet kicks

Ripley's By God, I've Become So Desensitized to The Infinite Parade of New And Ridiculous Ignominies That Comprise Modern Life That You Could Tell Me Anything And I'd Just Be Like "Sure, Fuck It"

Ripley's Jesus, Fuck, Really? Fuck.

oh let’s see...my most private and fucked up sexual interests....yeah that seems like a good thing to include in my tumblr bio

your pussy is poggers as always babe

sorry for taking so long to text you back i was plagued by issues and situations of daily life that i should be used to by now..

I’m sorry if I’ve ever been that toxic person in someone’s life &/or hindered anyone’s growth. Even in the smallest of ways

I just want every communist/socialist to read The Tragedy of the Commons

Actually professor Bofa disproved that concept in regards to communism and human nature ages ago.  

Source? Because a quick google search of first “professor bofa” brought up nothing, then “professor bofa tragedy of the commons” also brought up nothing nor did “professor bofa human nature”

look up professor Bofa D. Snuts

everybody been actin funny lately but its ok cuz im bouta act hilarious lmao

Why is this vaguely threatening

This sounds like my mom when talks to herself, out loud, about everyone in the room

i’m imploring you bro!! dude i fucking beseech thee!!!

Why did this happen