finna send ya ass to the shadow realm

there’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your adam sandler fit

Happy Please Don't Look At Or Touch Me Friday!!!

One of the most important survival skills as an adult is internalising the idea that other people being rude or dismissive towards you for no apparent reason, is most often a reflection of their problems (shitty attitude, bad day, work stress, family stress) and usually has nothing to do with you.

not a single recipe on earth is honest about how long it takes to caramelize onions

recipes shouldn’t even estimate how long it will take it should just say “caramelize onions (god help you — you’re now on onion time)”

I miss when library books used to have little paper pockets inside with a list of all the people who borrowed it and when... I hate that this is now exclusive knowledge of librarians. I do care that a miss Mariana borrowed this book in 1985 and then Dario in 1997. They're my brothers and sisters

a good crust of bread will have your ass hankering for a hearty stew

I would spread plague too if I was a rat in that times

music isn't helping me. quickly! somebody give me brioche and a tab of acid