Blahh.

If no ones gonna see it, you should still do it.

If no ones gonna hear you, you should still say it.

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

Crash Course

Khan Academy

Best Damn Tutoring

The Video Math Tutor

Calculators & Solvers 

Square Root Calculator

Cube Root Calculator

Expression Simplifier

Multi Step Equation Calculator

Slope Intercept Equation Maker

Mathway (this can solve almost anything)

Chemical Equation Balancer

DESMOS Graphing Calculator

Didn’t Read That Book? 

Cliffsnotes

Sparknotes

Citing Sources 

PurdueOWL

Arts Department (Art, Choir, Band) P.S I take art so I’ll have the most resources for that

Instrument Tuner

How To Read A Painting

Mark Crilley Art Tutorials (mostly manga but with some realism)

Sophie Chan (mostly manga)

Oil Painting Techniques

General Tips and Tricks 

Change the time in an email (gmail), for due dates and all

Block Websites for a specific amount of time

Note-Taking Techniques

Okay, so there’s this app called “Couple” in the app store. ((I think it may have been called “Pair” as well, but I’ve got the AT&T version.)) Let me tell you about this cute little motherfucking app.

Okay, so you have this icon