Is This Really a Blog?

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

this is what the first generation of internet trolls were like. It’s almost like they were elves once, taken by the dark powers…

An orc wrote this.

An orc who knows how to treat a lady

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

a fun fact about trapinch is that we all love him

Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday

I’m embarrassing right now

i cant wait till she tries to figure out why pineco is a bug type

This has got to be the funniest discourse I’ve seen on this hellsite

my mutuals..... all very sweet and cute even if we haven’t spoken.... my followers....... so nice and lovely even tho I am a dumbass..... very good vibes

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good

damn bitch get it together

Good for them fuck shit up ladies