As A Hufflepuff

Gryffindor: *looking at menu* “What’re you getting, Puff?”

-silence-

Gryffindor: “Puff?” *sees Puff isn’t to the right of him anymore* “Where’d you go-“

Hufflepuff: “I’m getting takoyaki.”

Gryffindor: *turns around to see Puff slightly behind to the left of him*

Hufflepuff: “And maybe some fries.”

Gryffindor: *looks to his right again and sees a self-moving food serving robot.* “…did the robot scare you?”

Hufflepuff: “…no…maybe…yes…”

Gryffindor: *laughing and teasing Puff*

Slytherin: *glares*

Hufflepuff: “You don’t like seafood?”

Gryffindor: “W-why do you look so sad?”

Hufflepuff: “Because you’re missing out on some really good food!”

Gryffindor: “Don’t worry! I can’t eat them anyway!”

Hufflepuff: “Oh…oh is it because they’re um…they’re uh…poison to your body?”

Gryffindor: “Poison?”

Slytherin: “She means allergies.”

Gryffindor: *laughs* “Yeah, I have some seafood allergy.”

Situation - Puff giving Sly an undercut style…well…about to…

Slytherin: *hands puff the clippers* “let’s just start with this.”

Hufflepuff: “Okay.” *turns it on and feels that it’s too weak* “…um…Sly…I don’t think these work properly…”

Slytherin: “Just try them.”

Hufflepuff: “…okay…” *proceeds to run it on Sly*

Slytherin: “…ow”

Hufflepuff: *looks at clippers and sees that they cut nothing…and a few strands just got tangled and pulled out.*

-silence-

Hufflepuff: “…it didn’t work…”

Situation - Hufflepuff cutting Slytherin’s hair.

Hufflepuff: “Okay…but what if I mess up?”

Slytherin: “It’s okay, it’ll grow back. Puff, I don’t care THAT much as long as it doesn’t look too ridiculous.”

Hufflepuff: “Okay…yeah, I’m just gonna yolo it.” *soft, slow snip snip*

Gryffindor: *calls emergency meeting*

Slytherin: “What the f***?”

Hufflepuff: “Yes?”

Gryffindor: “mini red acting sus, he keeps following me.”

Ravenclaw: “Gryff…if you don’t have something useful I’m voting to kick you out…”

Slytherin: “Oh, before we leave the cafe, you need to use the bathroom here.”

Hufflepuff: “I do?”

Slytherin: “You do. Trust me.”

Hufflepuff: “Okay?” *goes into the bathroom*

- few minutes later -

Hufflepuff: *beaming when coming out of the bathroom*

Slytherin: “So?”

Hufflepuff: “The bathroom is sooo preetttyy!”

Slytherin: *handing Puff her bubble tea* “Are you glad you went to the bathroom?”

Hufflepuff: “Should I go get the um…the double knives?”

Slytherin: “…double knives?”

Hufflepuff: “Yeah, the ones that attach and they crisscross? Like it’s two knives connected and they move like this.” *shows hand motion*

Slytherin: “I’m sorry…Puff, are you talking about scissors?”

Hufflepuff: “…I…did I really just forget the word for scissors…”

Hufflepuff: “Sslllyyyyy” *runs and hugs Slytherin while crying*

Slytherin: *hugging back in confusion* ”Puff? What’s wrong?”

Hufflepuff: “I j-just” *sniffle* “really m-missed you!” *starts sobbing*

Slytherin: *glares at Ravenclaw & Gryffindor who just walked in*

Ravenclaw: “What the? I thought Puff ran back in to set up the games!”

Gryffindor: “Puff!? What’s wrong!?”

Slytherin: “Did you guys bully her?”

Raven&Gryff: *both getting scared of Sly*

Gryffindor: “No, we didn’t! I swear! Tell her, Puff!”

Ravenclaw: “Yeah, she was literally fine like a minute ago! Right, Puff?”

Slytherin: “No lie?”

Hufflepuff: “T-they didn’t do anything.” *Sly wiping Puff’s tears away* “I j-just really missed you today.”

Slytherin: *laughs* “Aw, Puff - I missed you too.”

Hufflepuff: “Die.” *smacks hands together then starts cleaning the house like crazy*

Slytherin: “…Puff…” *watches Puff running around throwing things away, reorganizing, etc* “…are you okay?”

Hufflepuff: “Yep! Just killed a bug~”

Slytherin: “Thought you didn’t kill bugs?”

Hufflepuff: “I only kill them when they’re inside the house.”

Ravenclaw: *writing something down* “Puff, can you play the C chord?”

Hufflepuff: *pauses playing piano* “Sure!” *plays C chord*

Ravenclaw: *scribbles something*

Hufflepuff: “…is that all?”

Ravenclaw: “yeah, thanks…what was that chord you just played?”

Hufflepuff: “…the C chord…is your brain loose today?”

Hufflepuff: “Okay, but wouldn’t it be better to keep humans as pets if you were a vampire? Constant blood supply, y’know?”

Gryffindor: “Sure, but then what if the humans conspire against you and attempt to kill you?”

Ravenclaw: “Not to mention that vampires don’t have impulse control.”

Ravenclaw: “You rode a roller coaster? How?”

Hufflepuff: “How? Um, I got on and I rode it?”

Ravenclaw: “No, I mean, you were terrified of them a few years back!”

Gryffindor: “Does this mean you can ride drop towers!?” *jumping in excitement*

Hufflepuff: “No…definitely not…”

Ravenclaw: *very confused and questioning everything they know about Hufflepuff*

Gryffindor: *sulking because puff can’t ride drop towers yet*

Slytherin: *puts arm around Puff and grins* “Puff grew up during our trip~”

Gryffindor: *confused* “In Disney World?”

Ravenclaw: “Oh! What about princesses? Did you meet any?”

Hufflepuff: *super excited and jumping* “I MET ELSA AND ANNA! ELSA IS SO BEAUTIFUL~! I just wish I was able to meet Cinderella.”

Ravenclaw: *smiling*

Hufflepuff: *picks up phone* “Sly?”

Slytherin: “Sorry I couldn’t pick up the phone earlier, what’s up?”

Hufflepuff: “That’s okay. I just wanted to know if you wanted to go to Target with me.”

Slytherin: “Target? Why?”

Hufflepuff: “My mom and sis were supposed to, but they got lazy but I was already done getting ready so I just left. Might as well right?”

Slytherin: “Ah, okay…mmm…I’ve been out the whole day so I’m kinda tired.”

Hufflepuff: “Totally understandable. I hope you get some good rest!”

Slytherin: “Thanks. I’ll see you Saturday.”

Hufflepuff: “Bye~” *hangs up*

*20 minutes later*

Hufflepuff: *opens message from Sly* “Wait…how does Sly know I’m wearing pink?”

Slytherin: “Because I have eyes.”

Hufflepuff: *turns around to see Slytherin* “Sly!” *hugs*

NOTE: purple = Korean, black = English

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Hufflepuff: “I’m going grocery shopping, do we have…the um…dang it…what’s that word?”

Slytherin: “Basil.”

Ravenclaw: “Bread.”

Gryffindor: “Banana?”

Hufflepuff: “Great alliteration practice, but no…the…uughhhh…forget it, imma just….do we have any manzana and ichigo left?”

- silence -

Ravenclaw: “…those 4 years of high school Spanish and weeb days really be shining through.”

Slytherin: “So you remembered the word ‘alliteration,’ but not ‘apple’ and ‘strawberry’?”

Hufflepuff: “Hey, we all collectively forgot the word ‘car keys’ yesterday.”

Slytherin: “…touché”

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Just in case:

(Spanish) Manzana - Apple

Slytherin: *showing Puff how to get on the pool floatie*

Hufflepuff: *jumps on it, slips and falls into the pool*

Slytherin: *sigh* “I’m gonna have to start calling you Gryffindor…”

Hufflepuff: “Um, sure I guess?” *carefully goes on floatie this time*

Gryffindor: “YEAH! BECOME A GRYFFINDOR LIKE ME!” *jumps on floatie Puff is on and both fall in*

Slytherin: *pinching her eyebrows* “I’m done for the day…”

Hufflepuff & Slytherin are on a nice summer evening stroll.

They both had a long day and being tired didn’t help.

Hufflepuff: *sees long green pepper-shaped things hanging from the trees* “Wow, I didn’t know peppers grew on trees-…” *instant realization*

Slytherin: *looks at Puff’s line of sight to see pine trees and busts out laughing*

Hufflepuff: “…I’m stupid…my…my family freaking grows peppers in our yard…how…why…I…”

Slytherin: “I hope you get some good sleep tonight.” *stifling laughter*

- on their way back home and sees the sa,e pine trees -

Slytherin: “Hey, Puff.” *points to pine trees* “Want some cucumbers?”