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Because the trope where humans are kept as exotic pets is just too hot hilarious. Probably will flesh these out into actual scenarios with various bots/put real art into the mix but here’s some tism for now.
I haven’t solidly assigned any of the usernames to who the corresponding bot is but obviously have my own ideas as to who is who. It would be hilarious to hear your takes.
Some NSFW at the end because I can’t help myself.
Welfare
I can’t decide whether we would be seen as extremely hardy like cockroaches or dramatic and they blink and we’re just…
I personally think we’d be a weird mix of the two. Humans are hardy and very adaptable to their environments. Probably fairly easy to keep alive but pet owners can also be unbelievably stupid.
Pets>exotic>humans>welfare
BigBlaster: Hey guys. Just wanted to share that I may have dropped my human when I took them out to clean. Thought they were dead but apparently they’re fine. They broke 14 bones but the vet said they’ll recover.
Wingding00: Get better soon little guy. I went on a mission for a deca-cycle and forgot to leave any water. They were fine though. Came back and found them licking condensation off their tank. Oops.
Revmaxxer: Remember to cup them next time. Easy to forget how fast they are. Mines went missing and I found it an orbital later in a vent. They were shaken up for a while but hey, thought for sure they were gone.
SquishySential09: What the pit. Mines got stuck upside down in the corner of their tank for only a rotation and they were dead. My luck…
XxxSparkEaterxxX: I feel you. Mines managed to gets its servos on energon somehow. It was brutal.
NutsNbolts: Pls don’t laugh it was really traumatising. I dropped the tank on mine when moving it to clean. RIP little guy:(
AFTerparty: oxygen tank turned off. Literally was gone a nanosecond. Smh.
*the rest of the thread is a mix of outrage and other bots sharing the ridiculous ways their humans have managed to escape or die. Many of the entries become memes.*
Psychological reactions
On the other hand we have very intense needs which would be almost impossible to meet. Humans aren’t meant to live in captivity and quickly succumb to zoochosis and it would be near impossible to keep a happy/thriving human. I think the only work around is to provide lots of interaction and stimulus to where the human doesn’t register being a captive daily (but good luck with that)
Pets>exotic>humans>behavioural
AxelGind: so I’ve had my human for a oribtal now. First days were great. They were exploring and playing with me lots. They seemed to sleep more and move less as time went on so I tried to remove them from their nest. It BIT me? It’s never done that but now every time I even try to get near it it’s crouching low and growling at me showing its little denta. Think i might need to rehome if this continues :(
SquishySentinal09: I put a mirror in for mine. Now all it does is rock in front of it chirping all day. It started pulled out its head fur and scratching itself so the vet gave me padded gloves to strap on its servos
MegaPrime69: What are you guys even doing? I take mine everywhere with me and it’s fine? They’re just a little guy. It’s always the owner not the pet…
SpikeSwinger: Slag off. Mines keeps trying to secure its blankets to the bars and offline itself. Glass enclosure is a savour
SpikeSwinger: Ok so it’s been a deca-cycle. Kept banging their helm on the glass. Bought padding. ~Vent~…
WheelinDealin: At least yours doesn’t urinate on EVERYTHING. My whole berth stinks. They’re staring at me while they do it. I swear they’re doing it on purpose >:(
Pet outfits.
I love to think there’s a spectrum of pets kept with no clothing because it’s simply not seen as necessary, to pets given cute outfits to show how much their owners care about them, to owners who absolutely dress their humans up in the most ridiculous outfits they can find for the memes.
Pets>exotic>humans>coverings
MegaPrime69: as a responsible pet owner i would never dress my pet up. Their body systems self regulate and they need full range of motion. Remember, they’re a living thing and not a toy.
RedRevs: Yeah so anyway, look how cute my little one looks. I got tiny custom armour made for them in my colours. They’re a little me!!!
SpikeSwinger: Mines is definitely plotting how to bite through my wiring but look! They’re a little energon cube! Heh heh heh
Revmaxxer: they look uncomfortable. They can’t even move their arms…Aren’t you the same bot who said his human was trying to offline themselves the other day?…
Spike Swinger: …slag off
Revmaxxer: I hope it chews on your spark while you sleep
Enrichment
Humans are a paradox. We hate being bored but we crave routine. We enjoy games and play but as soon as it feels forced or condescending we don’t. We’re also kind of trolls. I see us being a bit like cats in the sense that I don’t care you bought you most expensive human toy you could find, this spare coil is much more interesting. Look i can ping it across the room! We’d also be all up in their business whether they like it or not.
Pets>exotic>humans>Enrichment
SpeedyStreak: that’s it I’m not buying even one more toy for my human. I just spent my last pay check on a climbing frame and they’ve set up a ramp in the corner and are surfing the metal sheet from the box down it.
AFTerparty: I feel you. I bought them a big container to swim in. Every time I put them in it they’re just holding their breath and letting themselves sink to the bottom. They stare at me until I take them out. Their face turned blue one time and they just sat there.
RedRevs: Mines loves my data pad. Every report is covered in doodles and their footprints. I can’t get any work done because they’re just always standing on it. I have a report due tomorrow. Pray for me.
SquishySentinal09: Have you considered getting them their own one? Seems like an obvious solution
RedRevs: Yes,owll They refyyyyyuse to use it. They’re standing on mine as typee thios nowwpppp
MegaPrime69: I’m telling you guys. I literally just take mine everywhere. Never had even one problem.
Food
I cant see cybertronians having a great sense of taste. I do however think they would be able to understand from our biology and evolution that we love sugar. This leads to bland, gross nutritional food and lots of yummy treats and I’m sure you can see where the problems would arise.
Pets>exotic>humans>nutrition
WheelinDealin: posting here again because I don’t know what to do and nothing is working. They’re still refusing to eat. Help.
XxxSparkEaterxxX: Mines had this issue so I just give them lots of those treat tubes. Look how happy this guy is.
WingDing00: …that human is morbidly obese. You’re going to kill it
XxxSpikeEaterxxX: Don’t be rude! You’re going to hurt their feelings. I’d know if my pet was unhappy or ill and they’re always smiling and reaching for me.
WingDing00: Humans can’t read dumbaft. Of course it’s happy, you’re stuffing them with sucrose.
GoldenBlaze: Ignore those guys. Just hold it down and force the pellets into their mouth. You need to cover their nose and mouth to make them swallow though.
WheelinDealin: …I think I’ll just try a different brand…again ~vent~
AxelGrind: Yeah definitely ignore those guys. No more treats for me. Mines turned feral. Woke up to them out of their cage and tearing everything on my desk apart looking for them.
Habitat
As with any pet care, I think the enclosures that they would use would drastically vary dependant on income, education, and unfortunately how much they care. On one end of the spectrum you’d have large terrariums with multiple biomes, programmable weather, and access to running water. On the other end of the spectrum you’d have the equivalent of a goldfish bowl with some cloths and soft things dumped inside. Generally I think bars would be avoided by even bad owners because they’re too easy for us to escape from or shove our heads through and get stuck.
Pets>exotic>humans>Enclosures
MegaPrime69: Set a rainstorm to go off last night. I didn’t know they liked the rain so much. I’ve attached a clip.
AxelGrind: Aw. It looks like they’re dancing:3
SpinnyBlade: Look at mines. It’s pressing its face up against the wall hee hee
WingDing00: Um. is it inside an energon cube? That’s…
SpinnyBlade: Oh sorry. Let me just wade through my giant stockpile of shanix so I can buy a whole planet to put it on. You’re right.
WingDing00: Here’s a link to a cheap one
SpinnyBlade: here’s a link to all the bots that asked you slagger
Sentience
I imagine there’s a growing group of bots trying to argue against human pet keeping and protest that they’re sentient creatures. They’re not taken very seriously and most bots shut them down by saying they just want to frag them. I imagine it’s a hot topic though. There’s definitely bots who like to touch and frag their humans. Probably more closeted than they would ever guess. There’s probably sites dedicated to it that keep getting shut down.
Pets>exotic>humans>News
SpeedyStreak: ayo. Anyone see the article yesterday about the bot found fragging his human? Heard he was charged.
BigBlaster: Yikes. I heard at work today there’s a bot trying to declare his his conjunx. Some bolts loose in the helm I think
RedRevs: Don’t offline me but to be fair, sometimes when mines looks at me it’s a bit uncanny. Wouldn’t be surprised if laws change in a long time.
BigBlaster: I’m calling the troopers. Nasty aft.
RedRevs: IM NOT FRAGGING MY HUMAN IM JUST SAYING. You can’t say they don’t seem to have quite a lot of intelligence. I swear mines is trying to copy the words I say
BigBlaster: They said they’re on their way to arrest you right now and put you in jail forever
NutsNBolts: not saying I agree with you red, but I put something over their enclosure when I frag myself ngl. The staring was making me uncomfortable
Bonus:
ValvePlug.com>aliens>humans
SystemShock: i can’t believe how wet their valves get. So easily too. Here’s more close ups I promised
ArielAssault: nice. Good work on those again. Your photos are always so high def. None to share today but reminder to everybot to clean them after fun. Mines developed a weird skin reaction overnight from my fluids.
TrueBlue0: rookie mistake. Anywhere he’s a clip I found of some wire play. Still too nervous to let mine under my plates myself. That would be some way to be found by the troopers.
SpinnyBlade: GUYS HELP. mines has crawled deep in my valve and I can’t get it out. What do I do?! I’m panicking but it also feels kind of good ngl?
MeshMaster: anyway mines learned the word frag and now it’s all they say. Who am I to say no?
TrueBlue0: tables have been turned then heh heh. Mines just presents to me with their aft in the air. Other times they get a bit huffy but I think they’re having fun
ArielAssault: mines pokes my biolights when they flash like some kind of reaction time test
MegaaaaPriiime: cute. Mines likes to stare at my spark when I play with them.
ArielAssault: …why’s your spark out?
MegaaaaPriiime: who are you? The troopers
SystemShock: reminder I’ll be taking paid commissions tomorrow for my next clips. You know where to donate.
MeshMaster: think you will ever get your spike inside them? I bet they could take it Shock. I’d pay good money to see. Even just the tip.
SpinnyBlade: yeah thanks for all the help guys. 3 whole breems it was in there. You all suck.
Bots that have a human fetish definitely are fixated on getting their human to ride their alt mode. They get off on their human being confused as to why their bots want to take them so many places.
I can also see them showing their human off like trophies. They avoid making it too obvious as to not scare off their human. They'll have them sit on their shoulder while they're walking around. They'll make sure their human is visible in their alt mode when passing other bots. They buy their human accessories that aren't necessarily inherently possessive (at least in human culture they have come to learn).
Stop crying, whore. I know you're enjoying it, I know you've wanted dad to fuck you like this from the beginning. You've been wearing slutty clothes more often, and don't think I don't know the kind of porn you look for online.
Dad daughter incest? Rape and breeding?
Really?
Didn't know I raised such a sick freak of a girl. Stop crying, be fucking honest.
How does it feel, baby? You actually love it, don't you?
My rapist cock. Dad's grown-up rapist cock. Just look down, baby. See how well it's stretching your little hole, look at that little bump I make in your tummy when I reach deep.
Stop crying, baby. Stop, stop...
Stop fucking crying! You asked for this, you wanted this! What, are you crying because it wasn't as hot as you imagined?
Because getting raped by your own dad hurts? Because a sacred link between parent and child has been forever broken?
Because it doesn't feel good like in porn? This is real life, stupid girl. Things aren't the same as in porn. You've been poisoned by modern porn addiction. It's my job as your dad to teach you how it is to have lovey-dovey sex with your rapist daddy.
It's okay, I'll make it feel good, just—just stop crying already, for fuck's sake! You did this. You wanted this!
It's not my fault my daughter is a whore, it's not my fault you're sexier and younger than your mom! It's certainly not my fault you kept trying to seduce me with that delicious body. What did you think was gonna happen?
...
I—I'm sorry, baby. I know I shouldn't do this, WE shouldn't do this, I just... It's all your fault, Daddy wants you, okay? Please, stop crying. Just bear with it, baby.
Just bear with it.
Daddy needs this.
Daddy needs this.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry. Daddy needs this, please forgive me.
I can't stop now, your insides feel feel so good.
You're so much tighter than Mommy. So much more attractive, such a young pretty body perfect for adult cock...
I'm sorry, baby.
Just let Daddy have this, I'll make it up to you, I promise.
It's your fault. You did this.
Just bear with it, princess.
I'm sorry, I can't stop thrusting... You feel so fucking tight.
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Pronouns: They/them, but sometimes you'll hear she/her and other femme-like names
DM’s: Open but be respectful
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