A Sad Muppet

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

x reader is the best, x you is a last resort when you’ve already read all the fics in the previous category, and x Y/N is a nuclear dumpster fire I refuse to touch

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

If you give the reader a name then it’s NOT x reader

men come and go but x reader fic is forever

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

i CANNOT express how much more lovable my friends are to me at their most annoying. i'd rather hear the same story 3 times than not at all. i'd rather read a 22 message text rant about something totally inconsequential than not hear from you all day. i'd rather you tag me in the stupidest post i've ever seen than not know that it made you think of a conversation we had a month ago. BE ANNOYING AT ME. I LOVE YOU

put down that c.ai thing and read y/n fics like god intended.

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

one of my least favourite things about mental health issues like. why is that the line between ‘Doing Fine :)’ and ‘i Lowkey Want To Die’ so thin. like wdym! i had a good day! i was not filled with despair and actually Accomplished Tasks and left the house! but out of nowhere there was some sort of switch and now the evil fog is back and i want to Decompose Into The Earth and never wake up :))))