It should matter, it's a play

And I am to be canceled, first among the Eldar in Aman?

Tomorrow? like the thing that killed Macbeth?

My favorite part of college is the bog full of poison

Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.

Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

job interviews

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue

if im watching the lord of the rings extended edition i am a monarchist for 682 minutes

so much gay terminology in f1... what are they driving on STRAIGHTS for. COMING OUT of the garage. why are they BOTTOMING. theyre on POLE ??? whose pole????

[after sucking the meat clear off your bones] what are we

i'm a natural born biter i just need to feel ur skin in my mouth to show you i care and also it rocks

in a platonic way

in the most carnivorous raw faggot STI festering way