and humans loved stories

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

see the thing about iwtv is that i will always believe louis no matter what unless claudia says something different. then i believe claudia. lestat could tell me that it's raining during a thunderstorm and id need a peer review.

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

Hate how much A Little Treat has infested me. Any small discomfort and I'm immediately like oooo maybe exchanging money for goods and services will fix this situation.

the first thing you'll learn about me is that I'm a funny guy

the second thing you'll learn about me is that I'm always in some kind of nightmarish torture hell dimension

person who takes the majority of hits for their team, not because they're necessarily more durable than the rest of them, but because they think they deserve it more

tank (low self-esteem build)

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me