and humans loved stories

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

Hate how much A Little Treat has infested me. Any small discomfort and I'm immediately like oooo maybe exchanging money for goods and services will fix this situation.

the first thing you'll learn about me is that I'm a funny guy

the second thing you'll learn about me is that I'm always in some kind of nightmarish torture hell dimension

person who takes the majority of hits for their team, not because they're necessarily more durable than the rest of them, but because they think they deserve it more

tank (low self-esteem build)

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this