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tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon
I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way!
I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting
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Why does every fantasy series gotta have a hot woman-only group like “Sisterhood Of Summer Spies” or “Ladies Of The Twilight Ball” or “Women Warriors Of The Waters” and never a himbo-only group like “Blue Rose Brotherhood” or “Manwhores Of The Realm” or “Bastard Sword Bastards”
Their NAME is the Fellowship of the Ring
IF HE LOVES ME/IF HE LOVES ME NOT
gimli: sometimes i feel left out
gimli: because, y'know, you know so much about elvish culture and you speak legolas’ language and sing some of his songs, plus you were friends before all this Ring Business
gimli: so you two are always whispering and giggling about elvish memes or something and i dunno, man
gimli: you’re also both really tall and i don’t have the right tools to build stilts right now
gimli: yeah…
aragorn, crying: gimli i’m literally the 3rd wheel
i don't remember the books so well, what is legolas' personality like in them? all i remember is tht the books and movie where massively different?
Oh my dear anon. I could go on about book Legolas for hours.
Book Legolas is a sassy little sh*t who skips on the surface of the snow when everyone else is drowning in it up to their waists and carrying the four hobbits. Book Legolas sleeps with his eyes open. He watches Aragorn throw himself to the groud and listen to the sound of running horses, only to say afterwards, “yeah, there are a hundred and five of them, they’re all blond and they all have spears nbd“. Book Legolas cries that Gollum escaped grom Mirkwood right after everyone was like, “phew, it’s good that Thranduil’s elves keep an eye on him, what could go wrong???“. He screams all the time, and occasionally drops his bow too. He kills a warg, shooting it right in the throat with a burning arrow. Book Legolas is a trees stan. Book Legolas walk away singing “To the Sea! To the Sea!“. Book Legolas is not afraid of zombies, thank you very much. He addreses his friends “children“, even though he is probably the youngest elf in Middle-Earth that we know of. And of course, book Legolas takes none of your bs, builds his own grey boat because who says he can’t sail on his own ship right, packs his best friend and shows up in Valinor 120 years late with Starbucks and a dwarf.
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Legolas and Gimli
that scene where legolas just “eat my dust” and sprints like 600mph in a snowstorm just out of spite
imagine you’re going on an adventure with the person you love most in the whole world. but every step you take to get closer to the end drains him and there’s nothing you can do to help, not really. you can’t take the weight off his shoulders. more than anything, you want to protect him, but even that becomes more difficult with each passing day. so instead you try to comfort him. you hold his hand through the day and him through the night. he wakes up in your arms and, for a moment, forgets everything else. also gollum is there
radagast canonically does mushrooms and gandalf of course canonically smokes weed so i propose that every wizard represents a different drug
I’m glad we all arrived at this conclusion independently… it’s just true
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Lotr memes i found on google that make zero (0) sense
dobby was only there in the lord of the rings to cockblock sam and frodo. whenever it looked like frodo was about to shoot his shot dobby was just like whats is potatoses master
favorite gandalf quote: w
LOTR but Gollum has the ring the entire time, he just keeps losing it and has to chase it down like the squirrel from Ice Age
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my friend n i saw lotr and came upon the realization that a) boromir has a huge crush on aragorn and b) aragorn prolly reciprocates but is so used to being a matchmaker to his friends hes completely out of touch with his own emotions
sam carrying frodo up mt doom: lets…… g go………………….lesbians…….
