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As requested, a tribute to everyone’s favorite foul-mouthed Skywalkers.

artoowhereareu

@pastkillled @alderaanslegacy

#queue;;#iisms;;

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I would kill for you. • I would make love to you. • I would fuck you. • I would protect you. • I would hurt you for a selfish cause. • I wish we had more in common. • I want nothing to do with you. • I want to see you cry. • I want a future with you. • I want to destroy your future. • I do not care what you do. • I am indifferent towards you. • I want children with you. • I love you ( platonically ) • I love you ( romantically ) • I love you like family. • You are my family. • I could fall in love with you. • I would lie for you. • I would fight by your side. • I will never let you go. • I would hold you while you cried. • I would hug you. • I want to kiss you. • I would stay by your bedside if you were ill. • I want to fall asleep with you in my arms. • I want to forget you. • I will never forget you. • I only want to make you proud. • I wish I could make you happy. • You deserve nothing. • I will never forgive you. • You confuse me.

#queue;;#padme;;#memeday;;#ofamidalas

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I would kill for you. • I would make love to you. • I would fuck you. • I would protect you. • I would hurt you for a selfish cause. • I wish we had more in common. • I want nothing to do with you. • I want to see you cry. • I want a future with you. • I want to destroy your future. • I do not care what you do. • I am indifferent towards you. • I want children with you. • I love you ( platonically ) • I love you ( romantically ) • I love you like family. • You are my family. • I could fall in love with you. • I would lie for you. • I would fight by your side. • I will never let you go. • I would hold you while you cried. • I would hug you. • I want to kiss you. • I would stay by your bedside if you were ill. • I want to fall asleep with you in my arms. • I want to forget you. • I will never forget you. • I only want to make you proud. • I wish I could make you happy. • You deserve nothing. • I will never forgive you. • You confuse me.

#memeday;;#queue;;#han;;#galaxysbest

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I would kill for you. • I would make love to you. • I would fuck you. • I would protect you. • I would hurt you for a selfish cause. • I wish we had more in common. • I want nothing to do with you. • I want to see you cry. • I want a future with you. • I want to destroy your future. • I do not care what you do. • I am indifferent towards you. • I want children with you. • I love you ( platonically ) • I love you ( romantically ) • I love you life family. • You are my family. • I could fall in love with you. • I would lie for you. • I would fight by your side. • I will never let you go. • I would hold you while you cried. • I would hug you. • I want to kiss you. • I would stay by your bedside if you were ill. • I want to fall asleep with you in my arms. • I want to forget you. • I will never forget you. • I only want to make you proud. • I wish I could make you happy. • You deserve nothing. • I will never forgive you. • You confuse me.

#memeday;;#this is so late im sORRY #burrinc

fearlessskywalker:

Everything was so strange and Coruscant was probably the strangest. The same but very different. Everything was heavily militarized planetside which was odd. He’d been walking towards where he’d escaped from, he needed to stake out the area to see what exactly they were doing and why he’d been held there for so long. Screeching beeps that he knew so well had him whipping his head around and a large grin breaking over his face. “Artoo!!” He lurched towards the droid on suddenly rubbery legs to wrap his arms around the sun-warmed metal. “Man you are a sight for sore eyes, I don’t know about being a Zombie but I can say I have missed you!”

[ CONTENT BEEP ] I’ve missed you too!! it’s been so long, you look like a fucking TODDLER.

all of the shit with anakin in his later years is g o n e. not from memory: artoo remembers how heartbroken padme had been, how distraught obi wan had felt. they remember not believing that ani could ever do anything so evil- but this doesn’t look like the man who murdered younglings. this is their master as they remember him, and all they can do is hope he remains this way. however, speaking of-

[ whirr of thought ] have you seen padme and obi wan yet ?!

#anakin;;

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I would kill for you. • I would make love to you. • I would fuck you. • I would protect you. • I would hurt you for a selfish cause. • I wish we had more in common. • I want nothing to do with you. • I want to see you cry. • I want a future with you. • I want to destroy your future. • I do not care what you do. • I am indifferent towards you. • I want children with you. • I love you ( platonically ) • I love you ( romantically ) • I love you life family. • You are my family. • I could fall in love with you. • I would lie for you. • I would fight by your side. • I will never let you go. • I would hold you while you cried. • I would hug you. • I want to kiss you. • I would stay by your bedside if you were ill. • I want to fall asleep with you in my arms. • I want to forget you. • I will never forget you. • I only want to make you proud. • I wish I could make you happy. • You deserve nothing. • I will never forgive you. • You confuse me.

#rey;;#memeday;;#ofjakkus

#memeday;;

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I would kill for you. • I would make love to you. • I would fuck you. • I would protect you. • I would hurt you for a selfish cause. • I wish we had more in common. • I want nothing to do with you. • I want to see you cry. • I want a future with you. • I want to destroy your future. • I do not care what you do. • I am indifferent towards you. • I want children with you. • I love you ( platonically ) • I love you ( romantically ) • I love you life family. • You are my family. • I could fall in love with you. • I would lie for you. • I would fight by your side. • I will never let you go. • I would hold you while you cried. • I would hug you. • I want to kiss you. • I would stay by your bedside if you were ill. • I want to fall asleep with you in my arms. • I want to forget you. • I will never forget you. • I only want to make you proud. • I wish I could make you happy. • You deserve nothing. • I will never forgive you. • You confuse me.

#memeday;;

ignisgayentia

i relate a lot to r2d2 in the new trilogy because i too would lapse into a sadness coma until luke skywalker came back into my life

#artooiisms;;#queue;;

[ grumbling bops ] “ it’s been sixty years, and here i am, running around after fucking teenagers. “

the droid lets out their equivalent of an exhale, fighting the urge to just tip over and deactivate for a bit. artoo liked adventure- they liked the rush of battle, finding solutions to wild situations. what they didn’t like ?? teenagers. anyone under the age of forty gave the droid a metaphorical headache, and before anyone said anything YES, people in their thirties were teenagers.

[ beep bOP whaaaaomp ] “ i thought it was just skywalkers that were crazy but nOOoooOOooo. tell me, why did you willingly marry into this bullshit again ?? “

@ofamidalas

#padme;;#queue;;

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should artoo have wandered off ?? likely no. but given their history, can anyone say they’re SURPRISED ?? no, of course not. still, they should have expected the consequence. namely, bumping into an unknown organic woman ( who for some reason seemed strangely familliar ) and having to engage in conversation with her. or, almost.

[ whir beep whiiiir ] “ my mom said not to talk to strangers, sorry. “

@deamorathane

#dea;;#queue;;#these jsut keep getting worse im so sorry

lullabyknell

The Star Wars Wiki says, “While C-3PO underwent a memory wipe, R2-D2 was allowed to preserve his memories.” And I am delighted, because 1) I was pretty sure this was the case, but couldn’t remember exactly (R2 is a conniving sneak and I was pretty sure it wouldn’t have worked even if anyone had been foolish enough to try), and 2) this means one of my favorite Star Wars headcanons is actually canon.

It means that during that one scene in Empire Strikes Back, these two assholes know EXACTLY who the other one is.

You are decorated war veterans, you absolute trolls.

deltasquadformingup

Yoda had 20 plus years to prep for this moment and this is probably what he picked on like the second day

lullabyknell

Yoda had 20 plus years to prep for this moment and this is probably what he picked on like the second day <- Holy shit, this is the truest thing I’ve ever read. That is absolutely what he did.

Also, I have a couple of things I want to clarify on this post.

Because of the Luke and R2 exchange right before they land on Dagobah, when Luke is explaining that they’re going to find Yoda, an old Jedi Master, and R2 appears to be like, “whomst??” I now hold the headcanon that while R2 knew who Yoda was, he didn’t actually know Yoda’s name. So when they got down to Dagobah, R2 was absolutely like, “OH SHIT, IT’S YOU. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL ALIVE, GIVE ME BACK THE FLASHLIGHT, WHY DOES NO LISTEN TO ME, BACK OFF YOU GREEN SOCK, I’LL FINISH THE JOB MYSELF, I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE.”

And since droid rights are absolute shit, for R2, when I say “decorated war veteran”, I’m not referring to medals. (Although Anakin absolutely made medals for his droid too, because R2 was there and did, like, ALL the work.) I’m referring to arrest warrants.

lullabyknell

Most of R2’s memory is called The Shit List (With Receipts), with file folders on some of the galaxy’s most notorious and significant figures. Yoda has three folders. Anakin/Vader has five. So does Obi-Wan. The person with the most folders is Threepio (Designation: Useless Husband), bc R2 has never really let an argument go in his life. The only person who doesn’t have a shit list is BB-8, who has Never Done A Blessed Thing Wrong In Her Life. (R2 can and will fight you.)

#artooiisms;;#queue;;

[ mocking beep ] “ damn, it’s you again. “

look, artoo make fun of their master’s significant other all the damn time ( it’s half the fun, really ) but they would be l y i n g if they said they hadn’t missed him in the time he’d been gone. han solo was the only one who was just as much of a smartass as they were- it was nice having someone to banter with that didn’t have a stick up their ass like threepio, or was an idiot like poe.

[ whirring noises ] “ hows being a zombie ?? craving brains yet ?? “

@galaxysbest

#does sw have zombies?#who knows #han;;#queue;;#this is a mess im sorry #it's so late rn pls forgive

[ defensive whirs and bops ] “ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH. “

rey of jakku, the jedi, the scavenger- perfectly capable of taking care of herself, obviousl ( artoo has lived too long to underestimate biologically female organics ) but they are 1.09 m of TERROR and will fight anyone who tries to go after their charges again.

seriously, why do they always get attached to the ones most likely to throw themselves TOWARD the danger ??

[ whirring ] “ rey, tell ‘em I won’t fuckin hesitate. “

@ofjakkus

#rey;;#queue;;

artoo is an excitable droid. this isn’t news. but they k n o w that mop of hair- it’s their favorite organic, and if artoo had a heart it would be bursting with joy because it’s him it’s HIM and he’s no longer encased in black, but rather appears closer to how the droid remembers him best: brown robes, serene expression. just like on his wedding day. his peace likely won’t last for long, as artoo lets out a whir of joy and barrels towards him.

[ THE MOST EXCITED BEEPS OF ALL THE BEEPS ] ANAKIN !! YOU’RE HERE YOU’RE HERE WHAT THE FUCK I mean no shit I knew, I was there when the zombie bullshit was decided BUT YOU’RE HERE !! GIVE ME A HUG YOU TALL MOTHERFUCKER !!

@fearlessskywalker

#anakin;;#WE LOVE A REUNION

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LIKE this for a starter from R2 (that will be queued as i dive into a dance convention for a week starting tomorrow <3)

#starter call

burrinc:

“And where would an astromech like you have to be?” Cienna had heard the whirring of an r2 unit, not an uncommon droid but she always had a soft spot for astromechs, she found they seemed to have quite a bit more personality than most other types. Looking down and the blue and white unit, she gave a soft, fond smile that usually only came with dealing with droids. “I don’t believe any ships that need you are departing today.”

[ beeps of annoyance ] wherever the hell threepio is not.

artoo whirs his head around, scanning for them. nowhere to be seen, thankfully, but that droid was just as STUBBORN as artoo themself, and it was only a matter of t i m e. they hadn’t even done anything WRONG !! but threepio wanted to talk to them about something or another ( should they feel bad about tuning him out ?? perhaps ) and artoo was just NOT having it.

[ frustrated bops ] if you see a gold protocol droid anywhere, i’m not here, i retired to fucking tatooine or something.

#LINDSEY MY LOVE #UGH #I LOVE HER SO MUCH #cienna;;

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