So This is How Liberty Dies

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

life really is just like. you meet people you love them and then you lose them and you never see them again. and it's inevitable and it happens to everyone and there's nothing you can do about it

SHUT

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

“ur so quiet” thanks i do not want to talk to you

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

Obi-Wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't even my kids. Or my divorce

i think we should add media literacy to the water supply

thinking about her (first day of spring)