really really?

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

Nobody in Weezer even has asthma. I just looked it up. On the information super highway.

But with your help, we can change this. #GiveWeezerAsthma

forgot to say that im a teacher. a random 6th grader didnt spawn into my lunch break to mock me, though that is really really funny to think about

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese