being in my 20s is like I understand more of my mother and less than i ever have. My childhood friends are strangers to me and there’s no one i know better. i want to drink wine. i never stopped wanting to climb trees. i know more than I’ve ever known before. I don’t know anything at all. i’m seven years old and sixteen and twenty nine and seventy. I can’t tell when i'm happy. I think the only thing that will make me happy is to be little again. i want to be really old. i go to the ocean and feel like nothing matters more than that. in my bedroom everything matters so much. I go to the grocery store every day. i know how to cook a lot of things but the only thing i know how to eat is fried eggs. I can take care of myself but i want to be taken care of. i want to go home and I don't know where that is. i think it may be somewhere inside of me but i’m not sure

sometimes a man will be like i never had a childhood/i lost all of my youth and then you’ll find out his mom still cooks for him and does his laundry and it’s like. you’re having a childhood right now

you guys wouldnt believe the day im having alone in my room

Stumbles out of google docs covered in blood

TIL, that at the Universeity of California, Berkeley, a worm and a fly collided at high speed in a laboratory at the University. The worm was traveling at approximately 1 meter per second and the fly was traveling at approximately 2 meters per second. The impact of the collision caused the fly to be knocked unconscious and the worm to be killed instantly.

so they just give grants for any fuckin thing huh

this one was important

remembering so many people being like “well actually salt lamps don’t have any REAL benefits” as if having a pink glowing rock in the room is not a benefit. it helps me

dreaming of a world where heads and tummies don't hurt

swimming at the lake rules if you love cutting your feet on dirty oysters and smelling like rotten slime and you hate buoyancy

top posts that show someone has never been to the Great Lakes

I know its you, Department of Tourism. I’ll never visit your nasty lake

a film is a movie that i like