Sufficiently Advanced Witchcraft is Indistinguishable from Chores Part 1:
I rise before dawn, as I do most mornings. The forecast calls for intermittent rain and thunderstorms all day, I want to stay in bed, but in a strange echo of my North Dakota farming ancestors I have chores that must be done early, then I can rest in the afternoon. I take my medication, the first handful of pills of the day there will be more, then get in the shower. As I wash myself I recite the prayer that I begin every morning with, the Litany for the Forgotten. 11 verses of epithets, kennings, and invocations calling on the Forgotten Ones and vowing to never again let them be lost. By the time I speak the last words I am clean and the water is off, the rhythm of this is practiced and familiar, comforting. It is the rhythm of every morning of my adult life.
Now that I am clean I dress for my day, natural fibers as much as possible to keep my oaths to Drove and Amaranth, and I step out into the living room where a corner is dedicated to my craft and my spiritual life. Today is the third Saturday on the month so I have some of my less routine chores to do
Energy Battery Management: So much of my practice relies on the use of these batteries. I can’t count on being able to pull from my own personal energy at any given time, or being able to schedule a working at a magically significant time, so I store the energy I might want to work with to use when I feel well enough to use it. On the 1st and 3rd Saturday of the month I take inventory, and if I’m feeling well enough make deposits into my stores. Today is not a deposit day, I can barely hold myself upon on my crutches, so I collect my stash of batteries and take them to my couch to review what energies I have collected and how much.
Spirit Vessel House Keeping: I don’t have the energy to “turn over” the vessels I use for my spirit inn immediately after one guest leaves, and I rarely need to flip them that quickly, so on the 1st and 3rd Saturday I gather up all of the currently empty vessels and give them a little freshening so that they’re read for the next guest.
Feed the Money Bowl: I light the chime candle in my money blow and let it burn for a few minutes while I empty all of the loose change I’ve acquired over the week into the bowl.
Pain Taking Ritual: It’s the perfect day for this ritual, it’s easier when I am in more pain. I extend my sense across my neighborhood feeling for the pain of others and I draw it to me. I reach further targeting specific people and their specific pains, physical, emotional, spiritual. I draw all of it into me and mix it into the inexorable pain that has become a part of my soul since I was a teenager - each one a raindrop in the ocean. And then I turn around and offer all of that pain to Brona - Lady of Pain, Lady of Healing, Lady of the Way Between Illness and Healing. She does not take it from me, the suffering and sacrifice is the point, but she comforts me and reminds me of why it’s worthwhile.
Now the thunder is rumbling and the lightning is flashing and pain brain is setting is. The work is done and I can rest.













