you don't get me high anymore

I remember really liking watergate salad

My family came from the midwest and brought this shit with them to the PNW. I am deeply ashamed of my people.

Do Americans really hate salads this much??

Glorified rice sounds like a worse version of frog eye salad

i ain’t no weak bitch but i didnt deserve to go through half of the things i’ve experienced

Remember when people were like “defend pop punk!” ajshjabsjaksbdn from what???? correct music critics? your mom at 3 am when she has fucking work in the morning Dylan use your headphones?

Universal/single-payer now!

my boy ratatouille livin the good life im happy for him

wlw are fine as long as they’re ‘fun’, ‘fluid’, ‘don’t like labels’ and men can still jerk off to them. but as soon as they have masculine energy or they’re lesbians who are confident and proud of their lack of attraction to dudes, they’re bad. that’s why 95% of wlw we get in media are still feminine and conventionally attractive (and white) and hollywood is now obsessed with this ‘hot woman who apparently likes other women but let’s not put labels on it’. because it’s fine to show wlw as long as men can still be attracted to them!

humans are so Loud and for What

And you called me fat. But now you wanna dive in all dis. BOY BYE

^^cause being thicc is in style now smh

you can be the most honest, real, down to earth person and people will still fuck you over

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN AND JOHN ADAMS ONCE HAD TO SHARE A BED IN A CROWDED INN, AND SPENT A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME ARGUING OVER WHETHER OR NOT THE WINDOW SHOULD REMAIN OPEN DURING THE NIGHT, AND WHETHER AN OPEN WINDOW WAS A HEALTHIER WAY TO SLEEP OR A SUREFIRE WAY TO GET SICK. 

I wonder who was of which opinion

FRANKLIN WANTED THE WINDOW OPEN, ADAMS WANTED IT CLOSED. 

I wonder who won.

FRANKLIN, BY TOTAL KNOCKOUT. HE KEPT EXPLAINING WHY FRESH AIR IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR THE BODY UNTIL ADAMS GOT BORED AND FELL ASLEEP, ALLOWING FRANKLIN TO DO AS HE PLEASED RE: THE WINDOW. 

I looked this up and it is 100% true.

didn’t franklin also take WIND BATHS where he’d just strip down and go stand on a hill in the wind or something

THAT WAS ONE OF FRANKLIN’S FAVORITE EXCUSES TO GET NAKED, YEAH

“ONE OF”??? well now I need to know more about Benjamin Franklin and his OTHER excuses to get naked…