I need my beauty sleep

Nesta Archerons story should have ended with her running away with Eris and escaping the wild bullshit of the inner circle

Whoever's book is next, I want Rhysand to shut the fuck up throughout it, tyvm.

We don't talk enough about how funny the dreamer shit in ACOTAR is. The IC are all sitting around acting like they're these underdogs when they are literally the government. Wdym you're dreaming of a better world... that's your fuckin job. Get to it, chop chop!

remember when everybody on this website was in high school but like now if i see somebody on here thats in high school im like jesus christ.... are u okay how is that going for you....

The most french sentence ever to be written in english

we gotta go back to normalising just being casual fans of groups. dont bother learning their names, dont pick a fave, just listen to the music

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

to be fair this is the only thing protecting us from Do You Love The Colour Of The Poll

*keeps my cards close to my chest but they're all facing the wrong way so everyone can see them anyway*

The tumblr experience. Where you refuse to give your full name or location, and then shout to the world your deepest thoughts and most intimate experiences.

i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

I hateee the "Mandela effect" no dude alternative universes ain't shit its just humans have piss porn memory get over it

"forgetting Pikachu's tail color is proof the universes are crossing over 😳" do you think aliens built the pyramids too

Hey uh I think your phone auto corrected poor to uh

You know how it is

op came from the piss porn universe