love yourself a fire

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

Yes, artist who has commissions open for everyone. I... I would like to commission you. I would like to commission... [sniffles] A picture of my character. [Inhales really sharply] Please. If that's okay. And i'd like you to draw her looking... [Wipes tears from eye] Looking... super cool and. And awesome [voice wobbles] Please. If you can. It's okay if you can't. It's okay if that's not alright. It's [Sniffles loudly] It's okay. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You can use my money I'm giving you to beat me over the head until i am killed if you want

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs