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“And that is my full and heartfelt armends”
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Because Lestat was sleeping/busy with Akasha, Louis was a child on the other side of the planet, and apparently nothing remarkable happened during this time period, we are denied flashbacks of Belle Époque Armand and that is a crime 😔
Put my favorite eldritch horror in a top hat and make him drink from Moulin Rouge dancers please
What if *put my tin foil hat on* the Talamasca took Daniel at the end of TVL and in s4 we’ll see Daniel locked up somewhere while Raglan James goes “here our extensive proof that you and the Vampire Armand had a relationship between 1973 and 1985”, and we see pics on pics on pics of LBF!Daniel and Armand doing devil minion’s shit
-> cues in flashbacks to the 1970s
Armand never looks finer than when he’s up to some psycho evil madman shit
Controversial opinion: i enjoyed The Vampire Lestat

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We, as a society, need to start simping on Dr Fareed Bhansali harder
it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom
it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror
Devil's Minion vs The Notebook
Louis and Lestat underestimating Daniel up to their downfall lmao like boys 😂 that is The Nepo Fledgling you’re making fun of. Yeah he’s sunburnt, because his 3yo vampire ass can sun walk and get away with sunburns instead of disintegrating. He’s getting an advanced vampire crash course from Armand himself, Armand who you know is in love with him.
Be afraid
it’s daniel saying “I’m seeing someone” and them being like, “oh how nice for you” without a single follow-up question.
No fr this alone warrants decapitation
“This season is not book accurate 😠”
As if the entire show hasn’t been straying away from canon since episode 1
I find it funny how people hate Armand and Daniel now. Yall are acting like Lestat and Louis are actually dead.
The Devil and his Minion are gonna be doing evil shit together. I have a feeling you should start getting used to it.
Characters doing evil shit? In the Characters Doing Evil Shit show? Adapted from The Characters Doing Evil Shit book Series?
No wayyyyyyyy

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Louis and Lestat underestimating Daniel up to their downfall lmao like boys 😂 that is The Nepo Fledgling you’re making fun of. Yeah he’s sunburnt, because his 3yo vampire ass can sun walk and get away with sunburns instead of disintegrating. He’s getting an advanced vampire crash course from Armand himself, Armand who you know is in love with him.
Be afraid
See Lestat? This is what happens when you don’t let someone finish their carefully written apology letter and then release a diss track about them where you make fun of their very traumatic life experiences
“I’m… seeing someone”
Damn Danny you freaky little shit, that was fast
What.
The.
Actual.
Fuck.

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Armand lies and lies and lies... But there is a silver of truth in between. Okay, let's talk about it: we have Armand, all alone, desperately alone, he has accidentally confessed his love for Daniel and got rejected for it...
Thinks: I want Daniel back, I need Daniel back. I must make Daniel fall in love with me again.
Let's look at what made him fall for me in the first place: the chase, the stalking, the loving me like people love evil... Luckily I've been stalking him ever since I mind wiped him back in 1985. Yay. He'll find it hot, he'll find it so hot.
I will recreate the same feelings and events that made him fall for me back in the 70's. I will show him that it is still me: the giant bug monster that has ended millions of lives and that loves him... I need to stop confessing my love for him, that's not working, I need to be evil with him....
And you know what? It worked! Daniel was so fucking drawn to it, like a moth to a flame, he was so into it... He was trying to be horrified and failing miserably. "Oh, an ancient vampire has been stalking me for 52 years?" Daniel was twirling his hair, he was biting his lips, "tell me more...."
Armand knows Daniel, he has him exactly where he wants him, and then he offers him two things: the truth about Gabriella and Lestat and the offer to continue to be together... To become Daniel's maker, his teacher (just exactly the same as it happened in the book but reversed, not Daniel teaching him about the world or how to be fascinating, but Armand teaching him how to be a vampire, how to walk in the sun).
Which is exactly what happened during the chase and after the confession in Pompeii but reversed. Daniel is no longer the teacher of human affairs and of how to be fascinating, now it is Armand's turn. He will teach Daniel how to be a vampire, how to walk in the sun.
Armand is recreating their past relationship, he is making sure they are hitting the same bits! He is probably planning to take him to Pompeii to recreate the confession and exchange blood as soon as he deems Daniel ready for it (he was not planning to even say the word love for a long while)
It might also be a ploy to get Daniel to remember, he wants to give him "half of his life back" after all
“I want to give you half your life back”
Armand, babe, what do you mean by that? 🙂 what could you have possibly taken from Daniel for half his life? 🙂 Memories of a decades long relationship perhaps ? 🙂