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i know eric came home after pretending to bite his hot young costar assad zaman only to watch zamasian edits of himself pretending to bite his hot young costar assad zaman

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

love seeing the freakiest edit of assad zaman’s armand on instagram reels, looking down at the caption only to see eric bogosians profile picture staring back at me.

OH MY GOD THEY KNOWWW 😭

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

really appreciate daniel walking into louis' apartment in san fransisco with the sole purpose of getting laid. and when he listened to louis bitch about his crazy ex for like 10 hours, and an even crazier vampire walked in and shit started to get REALLY nuts, daniel still sat there and said "by god ive made it this far i WILL get laid tonight even if its by this absolutely fucking mental guy whos lowkey been torturing me for the last few hours" he said rest in peace louis but im getting dick no matter what tonight. now THATS the indomitable human spirit

he’s a 70 year old man. he’s a newborn vampire. he’s a bright young reporter with a point of view. he’s got a 100% divorce rate including a marriage that wasn’t even his. he’s a homewrecker. he’s bisexual. he was sexually attracted to both men in said marriage that wasn’t his. he looked a 514 year old ruthless vampire who psychologically tortured him in the eye and exposed his darkest secret that he’s kept for 77 years. and he’s going to fuck that newly single vampire the second he gets a chance. meet daniel molloy everyone

I really love Jacob Anderson