I write in time of Haley's comet

Summary: A celebration among friends and family. 

Pairing: Malleus Draconia X Female Reader 

Notes: It’s my birthday, so I wanted to post a very self indulgence fic. 💚💚💕🌹🌹💕💕💕 (can be seen as a continuation of this) 

·      “HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALLEUS!”

·      Shouts of celebration could be heard in the Diasomnia common room, as party poppers went out.

·      The birthday fae was surprised as was planned, and everything went according to YN’s plan.

·      YN was very happy.

·      With the help of her friends, everything went according to plan.

·      YN even threatened the first-year gang not to mess anything up, barring Jack of course.

Malleus really like the taste of child of man.

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○ Chev and Emma 💖

Here are some HCs of my IkeVamp OC : Michelangelo (still working on it)

He’s small (165 cm)

So he wears heels (+5 - 7 cm)

His nails are painted in blue

He used to have long hair but cut them off because they were getting in the way

Also because he was mistaken for a girl

Insomniac due to a trauma in his 14s

Do chores in the night to help out

Got 3 different ways to fall asleep

His body just can’t take it anymore and he just randomly fall asleep where he stands

Vlad has to use his “powers” to put him to sleep

Wellington reassures him and sings him off to sleep

Also Salaì hit him in the head twice to knock him off

You can tell how many days he haven’t slept by his body temperature, after a few days, he’s as cold as ice

Got a baby female snow leopard named Perla (Pearl)

Got the most comfiest bed of all the guys

Is 25 years younger than Leonardo and 5 years older than Salaì

Got turned by Vlad, saying he wanted to Kiss Leonardo but Vlad misunderstood it as “kill”

Always loses bets with Leonardo

Painted everyone naked in the Vatican because Leonardo promised to give him a kiss if he did

Also painted the Hell Gates behind the Pope’s chair because Leonardo said it would be fun

Painted an angel doing a subtle “fuck you” to the Pope because everyone hated that Pope at that time.

Still paints and sculpts unlike that lazy ass, Leonardo

He has constellations embroidered on his cape

Very sweet tooth

Favourite foods are tiramisù and cherries

Quite a shy tsundere

Leonardo calls him “Angelo Mio”

A very good dancer

Angry at Leonardo for suddenly disappearing in France, then later when he discovered he’s immortal and he faked his death

Got baby vampire fangies

His fingertips are VERY sensitive

NSFW after the cut

and the constellation cape is dope af

He just talked angrily about him to Leonardo and he was like “hey, how about a snake biting his d*ck ?” and so Michelangelo proceeded to paint it, out of spite.

Also, here are previews of Michelangelo’s fabulous cape :

She ends up in wonderland and she's a virgin knowing nothing about sex and so wonderland teaches her about sexual pleasures.

Then realizes what they're doing and goes YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THAT

BROTHERS

Mammon:

stuffing grimm into mammon's pants (listen, in their defense, this was 100% a criminal act and was in no way horny.)

Leviathan:

discussing the ethics of tentacle porn. ('but how do we know the tentacle monster is consenting either, mc? i just think it's dubious all around')

lucifer backed out of the room very slowly and pretended he didn't hear that.

Asmodeus:

animatedly comparing dildo sizes and whether silicone or rubber is better.

Beelzebub:

unknowingly recreating the spaghetti scene from lady and the tramp.

Belphegor:

cuddling a giant teddy bear he later learned was bought for mc by asmo.

Satan:

furiously attempting to hide a horde of lost kittens.

DATEABLES

Solomon:

furiously stamping out a fire accidentally started by mc being left unattended with a bunsen burner.

Simeon:

gently debating whether the bible is actually god's word or if it's an interpretation done by man to suit his own agenda. lucifer was silently relishing in the fact that simeon couldn't argue some of mc's points.

Barbatos:

discussing teas in the human world and mc promising to bring him back some the next time they go.

Diavolo:

discussing ethical rule and how to improve on the precedents his father's reign set up. lucifer is impressed by mc's knowledge of monarchy and politics.

BONUS!

Luke:

the young angel had stayed up late and fallen asleep on mc. they didn't want to disturb luke, so they didn't move.

Thirteen:

♤Where you both going to spend that night?( Based on your birthday month)

January: In his room

February: In the thermae

March: On a trip across Europe

April: In Italy

May: A cabin in the wood

June: At le comte's room

July: In jail

August: In Louvre museum

September: In vlad's Castle

October: On a huge ship traveling to Russia

November: In your mother's house

December: On a top of mountain

♤Choose your favorite Color:

Red: And then he'll confess his love to you

Blue: and then he'll make love to you until the morning

Green: and then he'll have dinner with you

Black: and then he'll murder you by accident

White: and then he'll give you a gift

Orange: and then he'll skate with you

Yellow: and then you both read a book

Pink: he'll get drunk with you

Purple: He'll write a poem for you

None: He'll Dance with you

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Fandom: Ikemen vampire

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